hroughout the summer and the win

ding road to Tar

quin's Restaurant. This make the belly very b

reakable and detrimental to o


(Okay, recap's done. I've done a little bit of editing (mostly spelling) and it is absolutely hilarius. If anyone has any idea how/where it should be posted, please tell me, as it's much too long and eye-tiring to be put in one post.)

rder of the pheonix fans, so the writer decided to rewrite the whole thing to make sense. But, as this was the Word fragm... thread, he couldn't do i

t until tomorr

ow's sunset. Meanwhile, a penguin was se

rved papers from his w

inning a lottery t

hree days earlier. "Wh

ere in the World is Carm

en San Diego!" After that he st

arted clapping and whe

eled himself to the office where he placed his ticket and said, "N

ow I need to buy two p

each-flavored sw

eet teas to go and a packet of st

rawberry-flavored Kool-Aid to help me get over my sweet too

th and to satisfy my craving f

or leec

hes in hon

ey BBQ sauce with a s

esame topped pic

ickle. "Yum," he said "Over the lips a

nd for what?" Ba

rns are small. Bea

utiful harmonies fill the air as he approached the small barn and sang,"W

oe to the Wonderful Cow." B

y the time he finish his tune a c

ockroach slid soundlessly into a bowl of sa

ffron rice. "Ugh" he retched, reaching for a

lmonds. N

ow this may seem odd to so

ngwriters, but it is perfectly understandable t

o those who follow the w

onderful, enlightening sounds of Ya

nni crooning from atop a l

oud and brash young ma

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natee in the middle of th

irty empty chairs. But why d

id the restaurant management not s

ugar-coat the topic while fi

ddling about with the inv

erted triangles while po

go stick frenzy took al

together too much t

hinking while re

ading the newspaper. All of a s

nail's body remained intact while it tr

aveled to London. Curious, the ha