ered at one of the oddest si

mpletons ever to be born. His name was Ra

ndolph and he weighed over 500 pounds and was e

legant on his feet when da

ncing the foxtrot. True, he was abnormally overweight, but he used that to his ad

vantage when out "clubbing" with h

edgehogs. Later that day, Hugo First jumped off a pl

ug manufacturing company's roof and landed on his a



just guess what I was gonna put

erodynamic feet, propelling himself forward until he could not br

ing himself to finish reading this story. Would Imogen try to publish this ju

umble of thoughts? Probably not. But then again, this story ha

s become so stupid that a cow would have difficulty und

erstanding even an iota of it, clearly at a loss as to why there's no pl

astic forks left in his cubbord. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Waldo the evil chicken was planning world dominat

ing fun in a game of Risk, but blew his chances when he sent his army to the co

rrupted Minds Insane Asylum where the mentle patientents defeated them by dan

gerous driving. As an aside, little old ladies should never wa

ve red cloaks in the face of a b

are-chested bulls, for this may lead to dangerous consequences taken by the m

ind. In other news the YMCA closed down due to parasitic in

terference with Patty Cake, head chef at the disg

ustingly Nasty Food That No One In Their Right Mind Would Eat Organisation and als

o got into interference with Bugs Bunny, over an issue regarding ca

t food and McGonagoll's litter box. The problem is hoped to be resolved by to

tally abstract means. A direct solution, however, is not we

ird enough to fit this forum. By, and by, Bugs Bun

dles had made an appearance on the th

e Saturday Night Live show and was annouc

ing himself as Bugs Bunny, which was against the la

w and was sentenced to prison for half a century, only to epcape a week late

rally, I mean, literally. Elsewhere, a waiter was seen serving spo

nges to young children, all the while conning (Sp?) them out of thier money. Angry parents later confronted the young waiter and demanded a re

spite from their daily workload, but the waiter cunningly repied that he had nothing to do with their jobs, so they we

re forced to leave, shooting him evil glares as they exited the dilapidated building that was built by the world famous c

hiropractor Ima Boer. Ima's skill at re

reading novels was so horrible the local torch-and-pitchfork carrying villagers chased her out of the c

ountry with screws and hammers, no

one had any mercy in their heart for this poor soul so she was left t

o pursue her destiny alo

ne, wandering the streets of dispair. Fortunetly, someone offered her a career in acting and she accepted, becomeing world famous from there. Later on, she married her ca

tastrophically-large neighbor, who ha

d a rather flat nose. And yet, he had over two million dollars in a Swiss bank account. What he was up to, nobody kne

w nor ca

red. On to a more interesting topic, the Frech repre

sentative was no

t jokeing when he said that he wou

nd up inside a to

umb and couldn't get out for eight yea

rly sequences, no matter wh

at he did or how hard he tried,. . . .he was trappe