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(Bonus points if you can name the film I'm quoting from)

ool caretaker's br

Well I'm not getting the point. I have no idea. It's too short to work it out for me.

ush to clean up th

ine mess," cried the t

aciturn caretaker. Of course, he was very short, so no one actually listened to hi

gh people, in case they missed what the short people s

lipped into the con

ducter's stand, where he was conducting the or

gan player to d

elinquency, seeing as he was extremely tone-deaf. The violinist, however, was g

reatly app

rehensive and was drowned out by the re

ally good loo

. Meanwhile, Mt. Everest persisted in being the tal

isman of cho

ice, offering advice and guidance to all those who s

ell life insurance to the un

educated public, through means of b

ribery and bla

zing fires, burning anything that comes in its wa

iling cry. Not to worry, QH was back after a long a

bsence and is now ready to take o

n the dragon br

inging terror upon us all, not noticing who he af

fected in America. He noticed a nice gold

(yes, it's a fragment of a longer word or two)

fish swimming in a pond. He asked him, "A

sa, is that y

our tail swishing over there?" He answered, "N

ope, mine is ov

al. That one is re

ally large for a f

eline." "Wait a minute, said

the penguin, emerging from the sn

ow, "This is all wrong! Where's the fis

ticuffs? Where's the violence? You can't have a f

ight without violence!?" Angered by his outburst, the fis

herman threw his rod at his b

ait before remembering that he had a doctor's app

etite for boiled cabbage and re

d onions. Sadly, the doctor who he had the appetite of was a v

egetarian, leaving him with no choice besides brus

hing the patio or painting the garden sh

ortly thereafter." Hang on", said the aforementioned fish. "This plot is twi

tching. I think there's a man buried alive under those ra

mpaging ants!" "No", answered the yak, who had made a sudden, random appearance. "You're wr

iting this story all wrong. You have to have a good p

lot, otherwise, you'll end up in an asylum!!" However, due to the yak's irritating nature, he was voted out of this story and never se

emed to mind being voted out so early on. It was his fault for voting for the popular pe

acock who is yet to make an appearance. Homer Simpleton succeeded the notion and sa

t in wait for the next notion. It wasn't long before the id