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sh of immense riches but un
derstood nothing about what they were doing to the elf. Then one day, the elf proclaimed to the people, "A
hem, um... yeah..." and that was the end of that cha
pter. And now, onto chapter tw
enty t
wo, where we learn that the elf was really a dr
eary old lunatic who rel
ished in the idea that chocolate eggs are really go
ing to be flushed down the toilet by the evil bun
ion, attched to the foot of one of the mod
erators, namely, Dav
id, who was battling Goliath at the time. Therefore, the chocolate eggs were se
ed of Destruction, the first Hellboy novel which mainly deals with giant mutated fr
ogs but also focuses extensively about t
iny mutant unicorns whose horns glowed with the power of p
owdered gr
anular sugar that, when it coats its enemies, becomes h
ydrogenated vegetable oil. But th
e only way it works is with g
rassy lea
ves and hairy mo
ments that always seem to re
peat over and over until you ba
ng your head against the wall and sho
ut "i can't take it" and then g
o back to ba
arking how the local b
and members are completely tone-de
af and so bad that even the dogs h
btw Jerry: it's 'band is' not 'band are'
btw Jerry: it's 'band is' not 'band are'
ad a hard time li
fixed it. Thanks
fixed it. Thanks
cking their paws while it w
ails out of tune. This is worse than the time the dr
owning fish made the headli
nes for flapping their w
ings as they flew up to Hea
ther and told her, "It really isn't fa
miliarisation day? I've worked here for three months al
most and now everything has become so we.....
(when was the last time things were recapped ?)
(when was the last time things were recapped ?)
ird, so why d
Jenni: I'll try to recap it. It may take a while, as it's huge
Jenni: I'll try to recap it. It may take a while, as it's huge
o purple people eaters keep stealing my ho
use away? I may never find out th
e truth, but that doesn't stop me as
king who stole the cookies from the cookie ja
mboorie? All thase people without any co
conuts do my head in. Mr Potato Head was last seen in Th
e Three Broomsticks drinking a b
arrel of wh
ey. However, h
ere is the new manifesto: We will get Europe to join the pound, and now ch
One of the new pledges by the Monster Raving Loony Party this year in the UK
One of the new pledges by the Monster Raving Loony Party this year in the UK
ange the way everybody eats in th....
(It will take ages to recap Jerry...and itll probably be massive!)
(It will take ages to recap Jerry...and itll probably be massive!)
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