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post Aug 29 2004, 04:04 AM
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Following the ideas of Voldemort and McGonagall biggrin.gif

Of course, the one thing she will NEVER say:

1) "Harry potter, I love you."


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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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post Aug 29 2004, 04:43 AM
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2) "We've been working like house-elves!" (Stolen frome JKR! devil.gif teehee.gif )
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post Aug 29 2004, 04:50 AM
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3) "Why is the common room fire out? DOBBY!"

4) "I hate homework."

5) "Arithmancy is so boring."

6) "Harry, will you go to the ball with me?"


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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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post Aug 29 2004, 04:53 AM
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7) Snape is a bloody git and if he insults my ickle Ronnikins one more time he bloody d*mn will pay!
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post Aug 29 2004, 05:59 AM
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8) "Oh, Draco, we really shouldn't." devil.gif biggrin.gif

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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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10 ) To Professor McGonagoll: Exactly how old are you?

11 ) To Professor Snape: How much greese do you have in your hair? How often do you wash it? Like, never?
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post Aug 29 2004, 08:20 PM
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12) I just love not doing my homework!

13) I'll give up my prefect badge, Professor McGonagal!

14) Professor, if you wore a little more leather...


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post Aug 29 2004, 08:30 PM
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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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16) Professor, can I have my lacy bra back?


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17 ) ::kicking Mrs. Norris:: "And next time, it'll be much worse you vile, filthy creature from-" ::gets cut off by Filth, I mean Filtch, and promptly calls him a few words I am sure her parents never taught her::
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18) Ron, I know you're a great kisser, but you need to have some more emotion...


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21) "Gotta get the house-elves working harder; my bed's not hot enough!"



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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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22) Sorry to burst in on your party house-elves, but I think you need to work a little harder! The Gryffindor fire wasn't going in the middle of September!


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