Following the ideas of Voldemort and McGonagall

Of course, the one thing she will NEVER say:

1) "Harry potter, I love you."


Have fun.

2) "We've been working like house-elves!" (Stolen frome JKR! )

3) "Why is the common room fire out? DOBBY!"

4) "I hate homework."

5) "Arithmancy is so boring."

6) "Harry, will you go to the ball with me?"

7) Snape is a bloody git and if he insults my ickle Ronnikins one more time he bloody d*mn will pay!

8) "Oh, Draco, we really shouldn't."

9) "It's amazing what lip-gloss can do to your visage."

10 ) To Professor McGonagoll: Exactly how old are you?

11 ) To Professor Snape: How much greese do you have in your hair? How often do you wash it? Like, never?

12) I just love not doing my homework!

13) I'll give up my prefect badge, Professor McGonagal!

14) Professor, if you wore a little more leather...

15) "Harry, do you think I'd look good in beige?"

16) Professor, can I have my lacy bra back?

17 ) ::kicking Mrs. Norris:: "And next time, it'll be much worse you vile, filthy creature from-" ::gets cut off by Filth, I mean Filtch, and promptly calls him a few words I am sure her parents never taught her::

18) Ron, I know you're a great kisser, but you need to have some more emotion...

19) "Professor Snape, if you can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm going to have to punish you."

20) Hogwarts a History? Never heard of it....

21) "Gotta get the house-elves working harder; my bed's not hot enough!"

22) Sorry to burst in on your party house-elves, but I think you need to work a little harder! The Gryffindor fire wasn't going in the middle of September!

23) "You know, I'm getting quite fond of Dolores nowadays."

24) {walking in the corridor} "Now, to my favorite subject... Divination."

25. "Has anyone seen my purse?"

26. Alright, Ron, hand over the chocolate, and nobody gets hurt!

27. "I've had a great new idea for a TV show - Granger Hill."

28. "I' not going back to Hogwarts. Who needs school, anyway?"

29. "Quick! Hide in the wardrobe! Ron's home!"

30. (nervously) "It's not. It's a catalogue for.... umm.... Ikea."

31. "Mum? Have you seen my latest issue of Quidditch Monthly?"

32) "For god's sake, Harry, enough about Voldemort already! Fight him alone, will you?"

33) "Not now, Ron. I've got to practice the Wronski Feint with Harry."

34. "Ron, do you think i look fat in this bikini?"

35. "So, Ron, why don't you come up to my room for a little "private" study session?"

36. "Alright ladies, who's up for sneaking down to Hogsmeade and going to the new night club? I hear Wood's going to be performing the Full Monty."

37) {rummaging frantically in Ron's dresser} "Oh, where are those of his?"

38. Why, yes, Ginny, I do think Draco's rather dreamy.

39. Psst, Lavender. Have you heard the lates gossip about..."

40. "OMG he's by the pool and he's wearing a thong!"

41. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You (censored)!"

42. "Let's play a prank and burn down the library!"

43. "Expel me! See if I care!"

44. "Let's see what happens if I mix these volatile chemicals together..."

45. "It's only a lesson. There'll be others."

QUOTE (Jerry @ Sep 1 2004, 02:34 AM)

37) {rummaging frantically in Ron's dresser} "Oh, where are those of his?"

An award goes to Jerry for slipping in the most unlikeliest emoticon into a "x Things xxxx xxxx Would Never Say" thread. Now where's that old thread I created for these awards?
Ah. Here it is...

46) "GODS, I LOVE QUIDDITCH!!!"

46. "Fred, George-can you test your newest WWW on me?"

48) "It's not like I want to be Head Girl, Professor. Really, I don't."

49) "It's a hard-knock life, for us,.."

49. Viktor who?

50. 'There's a Snape in mah boot!' (name the micky taken film!)

51. PARTY!

52. Voldemort's taking over the world? Eh, I'm busy

53. "Sorry luv, the interior decorators are in."

54. "Oh what's that password? I wish I learnt it!"

55. "A wand isn't just for Christmas..."


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56) "You know, Ron, if you don't go with me, I see myself fit to tell you that Snape asked me out yesterday."

57) "So what if we break a few rules and get expelled. I could always go to Beaubaxtons."

58) "I am seeking to befuddle the population at Elenarda!"

59) "Ahh.. at last, I'm free. It's time to conquer Earth!"

60. "Ginny, have you seen where I put my application for Playwizards's 'Witches of Hogwarts' special?"

61. "Twenty points for Slytherin!"

62) "He loves me... He loves me not... He loves me. Snape loves me!"

63. "I am a firestarter, a twisted firestarter."

64. "Somebody pass me the chocolate, I'm feelinf a bit depressed."

65. "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a Goddess in Training!"

66. "Oh, I am so disorganized!"

67. "You know, this room would look so lovely painted in Cannon Orange!"

68. "Marry You? Why I woundn't marry you, Ronald Weasley, if you were the last man on Earth!"

69. "I'm sorry Professor McGonagall, but a dragon ate my homework, again."

70. "You know, I've been thinking and Draco Malfoy really is a lovely boy" (how ever Tom Felton IS )

71) Pansy, where did you get that dress from?

72. I'm not knitting for the house elves. I want to get into the Guiness Book of Records.

73. Ron who?

74 (borrowing the idea from 69!) Sorry Professor Snape, but I wrote my homework in invisible ink. And as you can see... well, you can't see it actually!

75. "May you get me a drink, Viktor?"

76. "I'm never stepping foot in that library. EVER AGAIN!"

77. " Gods I could use some Firewhiskey!"

78. "Oh, Draco, how really spiffing it is to see you!"

79. Let's get Snape a cute puppy! We can call him Mister Snookims!"

80. (Sitting in Potions class with a piece of bubble wrap) "pop" "pop, pop" "pop"

81. "Why Pansy! That shade of eyeshadow is lovely! Where did you get it?!"

82. *muttering under her breath* " Ohhhhhh, who lives in a pinapple under the sea. . . ."

83. {pointing at Malfoy} "Woah, that is one hunky dude!"

84. "Ron's, here your last chance to ask me, because Viktor just did" (borrowed from SilverPhoenix)

85. "I wonder what this wand's made of... Let's find out..."

86. Anybody want to hang out at Office Depot?