argh!

Very smart



(Can we put Elenarda members?

Witch-king the...

Weevil

Gollum the

Gopher.
(He'd go for the Ring!)


Malfoy the........
(don't be nice to him, please!)

Malodourous

Buckbeak the

Bird-horse thingie


Eomer the...

Equaliser (oho! think you can stomp on me elephant? *spear*)

Peeves the

Pesky

b*art the
:~He Who Lives Dangerously~

boss

Samwise the..

Simple

Lupin the


For Aragorn (Vecter the Vapid)

Lycanthrope

Umbridge the

Useless.

Padma the...

Pretty

Han Solo the...

Handsome

Tonks the...

truely cool


Theoden the..

Terrific

Mad-Eye the

Madman

Faramir the..

Fool for Failing to Fight the Force of the Evil Ring


Ringwraith the .......

What?! Faramir a fool? Boromir was the fool. Faramir wouldn't have taken that Ring even if it were lying on the street.

Sorry! I always get those two mixed up. Next time I'll do a Google to make sure I have the right one...

Faramir the Fearless for Fighting the Force of the Evil Ring


Ringwraith the .......

SORRY !

Ridiculously Robed

Did you know that the ringwraith costumes in the lotr films consisted of about 60 metres of cloth or something equally absurd? Amazing what you can pick up when you're meant to be working...

Yoda, working

PS: Uruk-Hai the

Unwashed.


Barney the ......
(As in Barney the dinosaur)

Bad actor


Yoda the..(Meaning the Star Wars character. Not the Elenarda member)

Yogi (that's if you want to stretch it a bit and relate yoga practice to becoming a Jedi Master . . . sorry, that is the best I could come up with on a non-caffinated brain!)

Han the

Heroic

Arwen the...

Agile (smacked by a branch in the face and still going!)

Chewbacca the...

Challenge to comb.

(lame, but I've got "What can you get a wookie for christmas when he's already got a comb?" running through my head. besides, it's kind of a hard first sound.)

Lando the...

Lordly (he looks like a lord to me)

Smeagol the..

Simpering.

Polyanna the... (is this staying in the LotR, HP, and SW fandoms just so people will recognize the character?)

Persnickity

Jaina the

Joyful.

Mara Jade the...

Merciless

Amidala the . . .

Angelic. (What she is really pretty)

Gothmog (The Orc captain in the ROTK movie who led the siege) the...

Goon

Anakin the

Angry Meanie
(I'm referring to him when he's all grown up...)


R2D2 the....

robot.

Going back to Harry Potter because I don't know any other characters...

Snape the...

Sinister


Mithrandir the..

Maiar

Gwahir the (Giant Flying Eagle not acceptable answer, t'is me explanation of who he is )

QUOTE

Giant Flying Eagle not acceptable answer

How about

Gigantic Bird of Prey which Flies, Like Two Under Par?



Aragog the...

Arachnid(sp?)

Beregond the...

Booted out of the Guard for no good reason


Imogen the...

impressive writer

luke skywalker

valiant. (no word that starts with L)

Agent Smith the...

Agile virus


Ginny the...

Gorgeous

Saruman the...(be very mean)

Silly man.
That was evil. For me...


Mr. Tickle the....
(go with T for Tickle)

Tantalizing.


Thermoman the...

Terribly hot.


Garfield the...

Grouch

Voldy the....

vermin

Bilbo the...

Boring Baggins.

Molly Weasley the...