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Yoda
post Jan 6 2006, 01:21 PM
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Hang 'Em High

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Character One: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Character Two: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.

Character Two: I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me!
[Character One aims pistol squarely at Character Two]
Character Two: Well, don't shoot me first!

Character One: Do you want to run this ship?
Character Two: Yes!
Character One: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...


Hee, double act of comedy biggrin.gif


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post Jan 6 2006, 07:00 PM
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Hee, hee! I know! Serenity

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[singing in the shower]
Hail to the chief
He's the one we all say "Hail" to.
We all say "Hail"
'Cause he keeps himself so clean!
He's got the power,
That's why he's in the shower...


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"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."
-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy-

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it."
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post Jan 9 2006, 01:22 PM
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Hee, "Dave", with Kevin Kline singing

The next film has this tagline: "A romantic comedy. With zombies."

and these quotes (minus any ott swearing):

[looking through Character Ones's LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]
Character Two: Purple Rain.
Character One: No.
Character Two: Sign o' the Times.
Character One: Definitely not.
Character Two: The Batman soundtrack?
Character One: Throw it.

[trying to call the emergency services]
Character Two: Character One, what's going on?
Character One: S***, it's engaged!
Character Two: How about an ambulance?
Character One: It's engaged, Character Two.
Character Two: A fire engine?
Character One: It's one number, Character Two, and it's busy! Okay? What you want a fire engine for, anyway?
Character Two: Anything with flashing lights, you know?

Character One: As Bertrand Russell once said, 'The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.' I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.
Character Three: Was that on a beer mat?
Character One: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
Character Three: I won't say anything.
Character One: Thanks.


Hee [again!]


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post Jan 11 2006, 10:20 AM
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Shaun of the Dead


Chara 1: You think I'd sell out.

Chara 2: It's just that you've been so expensive to buy in the first place.


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Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.

YOU WASH MY BACK AND.....
an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair
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“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe
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post Jan 19 2006, 11:52 PM
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The Eagle Has Landed

Whoever has a good movie quote can go next.


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My sun shall rise in the east
So shall my heart be at peace

"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine

Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.

"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sister


Pictures of You

Bunnies! Everywhere!
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post Jan 20 2006, 12:24 AM
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Colin and bubbles...imagine the possibilities.
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"I used to be a real wild child, but now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom" - Everclear

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post Jan 20 2006, 09:33 AM
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Terry Gilliam's The Brothers Grimm (a fine film, ruined only by twits in the audience)


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Character One: [on being tortured] They put me in a box with a coat on... It don't sound much when you say it out loud.

Character Two: [stealing a computer] We don't need the monitor!
Character One: How are we gonna read it then? Braille?


hee, silliness!


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post Jan 23 2006, 04:14 PM
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The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse


"True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another. "


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post Jan 23 2006, 11:59 PM
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I've got it! Wedding Crashers Great movie!

I rented it and watched it the same night I saw the movie with this quote:

"Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet."


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I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."
-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy-

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it."
-Edith Wharton-
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post Jan 26 2006, 12:56 PM
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That'd be from Mr. & Mrs. Smith, about which I am still undecided in terms of good/bad/reasonable film.

Here's a tricky one:

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Guest Actor 1: Actors!
[shouts]
Guest Actor 1: Attack!
Guest Actor 2: Guest Actor 2!
Guest Actor 3: Guest Actor 3!
Guest Actor 4: Guest Actor 4!

(okay, not really tricky)

Character 1: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.


yoda: YODA!


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post Jan 27 2006, 12:14 AM
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I want to say Team America, but I'm not quite sure.


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"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."
-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy-

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it."
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post Jan 30 2006, 04:11 AM
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You're right.


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If I ever found a pot of gold,
I'd buy bottles untold of the nectar of the vines,
'cos I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye,
'coz I sung songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine.

Tomorrow is another day,
The cats are out to play, to play!
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post Jan 30 2006, 06:36 AM
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Hooray!

Okay, here are a couple of quotes from one of my favorite movies:

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Character 1: This dude got dogs. I don't do dogs... I had a real bad experience, man.
Character 2: What happened?
Character 1: I had. A bad. Experience.

[as they are dangling from under the road way, after Character 1's gotten all the explosives in place, and is about to insert the detonater]
Character 1: Just give me a minute.
Character 2: [impatiently] NOW?
Character 1: I'm about to insert this detonator tube, and if the brass touches the sides, you and I will be the last people each of us will see.
Character 2: Take all the time you need.
Character 1: [after a pause] Hey, Character 2?
Character 2: What?
Character 1: I love you, man.
Character 2: I love you too.


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"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."
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post Jan 30 2006, 01:19 PM
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That can only be Mos Def & Mark Wahlberg in The Italian Job, which has earned the nickname down the pub here of 'The American Job' because most of the film is set in L.A. biggrin.gif (Plus we like our Michael Caine wink.gif)

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Character One: You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. Reminds me of me.

Character One: Rochefort. Isn't that a smelly kind of cheese?

Character One: A lively tune... I'm inspired to dance!

Guard: Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?
Character One: Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?

Bad Guy: It's Character One the Pirate! AAAAH!
[the bad guys jump overboard]
Character One: I told you I was famous.


I could go ooooooooooon but I won't...(the actor gets all the best lines!)


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post Jan 30 2006, 06:20 PM
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I'd know those lines anywhere, I love that movie!!!

The Three Musketeers



"My God, who gave that woman an amp?!"


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