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post Dec 10 2005, 04:15 AM
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It is Kevin Kline in Wild, Wild West. I love that movie so much.


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"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."~Aristotle

"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."~Henry Van Dyke

"Life is wasted on the living."~Douglas Adams

"Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together."~Georg C. Lichtenberg
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post Dec 12 2005, 02:27 PM
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*train whistles*

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Character 1: Sergeant ****, report to the rear and see to the disposition of the supply trains.
[Character 2 does not move, but continues loading his rifle]
Character 1: Sergeant ****, did you hear my order?
Character 2: I did indeed, sir.
Character 1: Good, then you will obey it. Now!
Character 2: No disrespect intended, sir, but shove it up your a***.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Character 2: [shouting loudly] Right, you little b*******! You will stand up straight or I will personally **** kick every far eastern buttock that appear before me eyes!
Character 1: Well done, sergeant.
Character 2: When you understand the language, sir, everything falls into place.


A fine film biggrin.gif


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post Dec 13 2005, 04:12 AM
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The Last Samurai


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Character 1: Name

Character 2: Malarkey Donald G.

Character 1: Malarkey? Malarkey's slang for bull**** isn't it?

Character 2: Yes sir.

Character 1: Rust on the butt plate hinge spring, Pvt. Bull****. Revoked.


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post Dec 13 2005, 01:03 PM
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David 'Not At All Like Ross' Schwimmer in Band of Brothers (Currahee).

QUOTE(also from TV rather than film @ still filmic in scale...)

Character One: [about planting a bug on a subject] I have an idea, but it requires a woman who's ruthless, immoral, vicious and utterly lacking in human sympathy.
Character Two: Who?
Character One: My wife.


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post Dec 13 2005, 05:09 PM
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"Spooks"

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Man:I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.

Woman: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.

[Long pause while both characters turn to look at the camera.]


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"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine

Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.

"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sister



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post Dec 13 2005, 06:48 PM
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Character 1 : "Ahhh ... I thnk we need to pull a Panama."
Character 2: "Panama?... A Panama?"
Character 3: (overhearing conversation via phone) "Panama?"
Character 2: "You think?.... Really?"
Character 1: "Yeah really."
Character 3: "Somebody pick up the...they're ignoring me. They're ignoring me!" (glances at support characters who quickly turn away) "Everybody's ignoring me!!"
Character 2: "Take it. We're doing a Panama."
Character 4: "What's a Panama?"
Character 2: "Navy thing."
Character 4: "I didn't know you were in Panama."
Character 2: "We weren't. We were in Nicaragua."
Character 4: "Why do you call it a Panama then?"
Character 2: "We thought we were in Panama!"


(hysterical scene, I still chuckle just thinking about it laugh.gif )


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post Dec 15 2005, 12:30 PM
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Sahara


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Helen, you've been the victim of an alcoholic Pearl Harbor.


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Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.

YOU WASH MY BACK AND.....
an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair
QUOTE
“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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post Dec 16 2005, 05:43 AM
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There are so many quotes from this next movie, it's hard to just think of one! Just saw this movie again, and I laugh every time!!!

QUOTE
Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.

Can I get ya anything? Coffee? Tea? Me?

Character 1: How did you get the scar?
Character 2: Some guy pulled a knife in Detroit.
Character 1: Really?
Character 2: No. No. I was nineteen and I thought it'd be cool to have a pierced ear. My girlfriend stuck the needle through and I heard this pop and fainted and hit my chin on the toilet.


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post Dec 16 2005, 11:43 AM
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Now listen ya lug, you're in the chips now, the blue chips. So stop acting like a goon squad. This is an okay dame. She doesn't want a nickel of your dough.




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Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.

YOU WASH MY BACK AND.....
an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair
QUOTE
“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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post Dec 16 2005, 11:48 AM
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Character 1: The friendship of (Character) in not lightly thrown aside. It is over. One ill turn deserves another. Embrace the power of the Ring or embrace your own destruction!

Character 2: There is only one (title). Only one who can bend it to its will. And he does not share power.


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post Dec 16 2005, 01:25 PM
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WIZARD FIGHT!!!! or Christopher "Saruman" Lee and Ian "Gandalf the Grey" Mckellen in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

...and by scary coincidence I'm listening to the soundtrack right now...most odd...

QUOTE

Character 1: You, Character 2, what do you like to do?
Character 2: I dunno.
[pause]
Character 2: Burn stuff?

Character 1: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Character 3: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Character 1: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.


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post Dec 16 2005, 04:55 PM
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Oh, isn't that School of Rock?

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Man: Okay. Let's start this thing over.
Woman: Fine. Hi Barry, its nice to meet you. I don't have a refrigerator.


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Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.

"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sister



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post Dec 16 2005, 06:42 PM
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I'm with Lucy


QUOTE
Chara 1: We barely knew her.
chara 2: Think they'll build another one?
Chara 1: Plenty of letters left in the alphabet.


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Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.

YOU WASH MY BACK AND.....
an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair
QUOTE
“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
QUOTE
George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe
The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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post Dec 19 2005, 01:25 PM
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Star Trek: Generations, Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes talking about the old Enterprise 'E' if memory serves.

QUOTE(hums the theme of the tv show)

Secretary: The Lord Mayor says... thank you for popping by to have a chat but, um, she's up to her eyes in paperwork... perhaps if you could make an appointment, for, for next week...?
Character 1: She's climbing out the window, isn't she?
Secretary: ...Yes, she is.

Character 2: Is it safe?
Character 1: Perfectly.
[console explodes with a shower of sparks, burning Character 1]
Character 1: Okay, *reasonably* - should have said reasonably, there.

Emperor D****: But you have no weapons, no defences, no *plan*!
Character 1: Yeah, and doesn't that scare you to death?
[to Character 2]
Character 1: Character 2?
Character 2: Yes?
Character 1: I'm coming to get you.


*Increased humming of the theme tune!*


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post Dec 29 2005, 08:37 AM
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Sorry I'm late on this but the show is.....

DoctorWho! (Season 27)


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All right, now that makes three mistakes we've made. The money, we hung an innocent man, and we didn't finish the job. We can't undo the first two... but we can still finish the job.


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Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.

YOU WASH MY BACK AND.....
an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair
QUOTE
“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
QUOTE
George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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