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Robert	Dec 3 2003, 10:01 AM Post #1
King of Fluff Group: Readers Posts: 3,422 Joined: 13-September 03 From: Myrtle Beach SC Member No.: 1,914	If you thougth The Naked Quiddich Match was hilarious then head over to Esense of Valor and read This Means War! in the Harry/Ginny section. After the broken water pipe I needed a good laugh and just happened to stumble across this one. I LMAO!!!! Just remember not to be drinking when you read this! Robert ________________________________________ Let's Go Generals! Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough *Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.* YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.” Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words. “I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.” “Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.” “Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year

Willow	Dec 3 2003, 05:18 PM Post #2
smells Group: H&G Members Posts: 2,491 Joined: 19-February 03 From: Yorkshire Member No.: 817	Oh yeyeyeye i loved naked quidditch match! i especially liked Lee Jordans commentry! hahahahaha ________________________________________ Proud member of the Red Trio

hershey	Dec 3 2003, 07:10 PM Post #3
Colin and bubbles...imagine the possibilities. Group: The Mod Squad Posts: 3,926 Joined: 22-August 03 From: Minnesota Member No.: 1,821	I would have to give my thumbs up to Naked Quidditch Match as well. It was the first ff I ever read and it lead me to GT, then to here! My close second favorite would be Imogen's Wake Up and Smell the Coffee. She had me in stitches with the dialogue between Snape and McGonagall! ~Hershey~ ________________________________________ AKA Molly Weasley minus 3 boys "I used to be a real wild child, but now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom" - Everclear (actually I'm more a SUV driving sport of the season mom, but whose checking) Proud Member of the Red Trio And say my glory was I had such friends. - William Butler Yeats

Drie	Dec 3 2003, 07:15 PM Post #4
It's a Small World After All Group: The Mod Squad Posts: 6,469 Joined: 1-August 03 From: Pasadena, CA Member No.: 1,656	I love Naked Quiddich Match! When I'm feeling a bit blue, I pull out my hard copy and thumb through it. Priceless! You must check out the latest work by ivy & Gracie on Sugarquill. This story had me in stitches, as it pokes fun of poorly written HP fanfics, including one very savvy Mary Sue! I swear, choking sounds were coming from my desk the whole time, as I tried very hard not to laugh out loud. Not finished yet, but worth a read! Also, on fanfiction.net is brilliant work by Silver Phoenix25. She does a parody of the first three HP books that will leave you in stitches! My favorite one is Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets . . . Her "review songs" alone are worth the read! A Very Harry Cliche by ivy & Gracie Silver Phoenix25 ________________________________________ Proud Member of the Red Trio My sun shall rise in the east So shall my heart be at peace "I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it. "I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sister Pictures of You Bunnies! Everywhere!

PlaidPhoenix	Dec 3 2003, 09:22 PM Post #5
Part of the furnishings Group: Members Posts: 260 Joined: 13-August 03 Member No.: 1,779	I remember laughing my head off the first time I read Naked Quidditch Match. There are some parts of Ruskbyte's Order of the Phoenix and Well of Shadows that usually provide a few chuckles as well, despite the fact they aren't necessarily humor fics. There were a few stories over at The-Place-Which-No-Longer-Exists which were always good for a chuckle. But alas, through the veil they went. Not to go too far off-topic, but I didn't immediately see the H/G part of the thread title and was going to suggest Snogwarts over at FF.net, but it's a James/Lily story. Oh well. ________________________________________ Ginny: Harry, what happened? Harry: I turned myself into a newt. Ginny: A newt? Harry: I got better.

hershey

Dec 3 2003, 10:14 PM

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Colin and bubbles...imagine the possibilities.

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QUOTE (PlaidPhoenix @ Dec 3 2003, 03:22 PM)

The-Place-Which-No-Longer-Exists

(picks self off of floor after falling out of chair laughing)

Good one PlaidPhoenix.

I will have to remember it when referring to You-Know-What.net.

~hershey~

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AKA Molly Weasley minus 3 boys

"I used to be a real wild child, but now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom" - Everclear

(actually I'm more a SUV driving sport of the season mom, but whose checking)

Proud Member of the Red Trio

And say my glory was I had such friends. - William Butler Yeats

hockeygod	Dec 4 2003, 01:53 AM Post #7
String Theory Rocks my World! Group: Readers Posts: 4,693 Joined: 29-August 03 From: Schwans Contact Center Member No.: 1,853	Where can I find Naked Quidditch Match? ________________________________________ ~ B.M. Proud Member of the I.S.D.!!! hockeygod I'm a Math Geek and it makes me happy!!! "Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."~Aristotle "Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."~Henry Van Dyke "Life is wasted on the living."~Douglas Adams "Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together."~Georg C. Lichtenberg

PlaidPhoenix	Dec 4 2003, 06:02 AM Post #8
Part of the furnishings Group: Members Posts: 260 Joined: 13-August 03 Member No.: 1,779	Naked Quidditch Match ________________________________________ Ginny: Harry, what happened? Harry: I turned myself into a newt. Ginny: A newt? Harry: I got better.

hockeygod	Dec 6 2003, 01:42 AM Post #9
String Theory Rocks my World! Group: Readers Posts: 4,693 Joined: 29-August 03 From: Schwans Contact Center Member No.: 1,853	That was extremely funny. I may have to read it a gain. Half the time I couldn't read properly from falling to the floor, laughing so hard. ________________________________________ ~ B.M. Proud Member of the I.S.D.!!! hockeygod I'm a Math Geek and it makes me happy!!! "Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."~Aristotle "Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."~Henry Van Dyke "Life is wasted on the living."~Douglas Adams "Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together."~Georg C. Lichtenberg

Willow	Dec 6 2003, 10:16 AM Post #10
smells Group: H&G Members Posts: 2,491 Joined: 19-February 03 From: Yorkshire Member No.: 817	lmao, i agree with Hershey cos i had a right giggle...well more of a full loud laugh lol at wake up and smell the coffee Although imagining McG in leather didn't help...hehehe ________________________________________ Proud member of the Red Trio

PlaidPhoenix	Dec 7 2003, 03:40 AM Post #11
Part of the furnishings Group: Members Posts: 260 Joined: 13-August 03 Member No.: 1,779	I just read This Means War! and it's hillarious. A worthy sucsessor to Naked Quidditch. ________________________________________ Ginny: Harry, what happened? Harry: I turned myself into a newt. Ginny: A newt? Harry: I got better.

hockeygod	Dec 7 2003, 03:51 AM Post #12
String Theory Rocks my World! Group: Readers Posts: 4,693 Joined: 29-August 03 From: Schwans Contact Center Member No.: 1,853	I am having trouble getting to This Means War. Could someone that has been there please create a direct link? Please? ________________________________________ ~ B.M. Proud Member of the I.S.D.!!! hockeygod I'm a Math Geek and it makes me happy!!! "Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."~Aristotle "Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."~Henry Van Dyke "Life is wasted on the living."~Douglas Adams "Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together."~Georg C. Lichtenberg

Robert	Dec 7 2003, 11:30 AM Post #13
King of Fluff Group: Readers Posts: 3,422 Joined: 13-September 03 From: Myrtle Beach SC Member No.: 1,914	Hockeygod, It's posted at the website Essence of Valor in the H/G section. Sorry I can't do a direct link, haven't figured out how to do that yet. "you do have problems, six older ones and a red head thats been chasing you since she was eleven." If you don't make it, can I have the broomstick? Robert ________________________________________ Let's Go Generals! Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough *Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.* YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.” Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words. “I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.” “Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.” “Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year

hockeygod	Dec 7 2003, 01:34 PM Post #14
String Theory Rocks my World! Group: Readers Posts: 4,693 Joined: 29-August 03 From: Schwans Contact Center Member No.: 1,853	Thanks Robert!!! ________________________________________ ~ B.M. Proud Member of the I.S.D.!!! hockeygod I'm a Math Geek and it makes me happy!!! "Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."~Aristotle "Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."~Henry Van Dyke "Life is wasted on the living."~Douglas Adams "Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together."~Georg C. Lichtenberg

Willow	Dec 7 2003, 04:49 PM Post #15
smells Group: H&G Members Posts: 2,491 Joined: 19-February 03 From: Yorkshire Member No.: 817	That was hilarious! But its not finished is it? ________________________________________ Proud member of the Red Trio

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