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| Robert |
 Oct 23 2004, 09:52 AM
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King of Fluff
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Ran across this caption contest at another site and thought we could have some fun. The speakers are Harry and Dumbledore.
1. "Can I get back to you on that?"
2. "Because all the girls like you"
3. "If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer."
4. "That's need to know, Harry, and you don't need to know."
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough  Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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| Jerry |
Oct 24 2004, 03:33 AM
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10. "Well, Harry, I thought that would be obvious. You're the protagonist. Someone has to hate you, otherwise the story would be boring." 11. "He hates everyone, Harry. He even hates me, but if he'd announce it publicly, I'd tear up his paycheck." 12. "Hey, at least you had a date last Valentine's Day."  Edited because I was seeing a zero between each nonzero number   This post has been edited by Jerry: Oct 26 2004, 01:57 AM
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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| GinnyBee |
Oct 31 2004, 01:11 AM
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From: Formerlly San Fransisco until I was unjustly kidnapped and taken to Philadelphia. Lily and Mollie, if your reading this: Help
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13) look if I told you now there wouldn't be any fun in you finding out the mystery in the seventh book!
14) It's more the fact that you exist.
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"You know Hobbes, somedays even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help." -Calvin and Hobbes.
I get days like that, but I trying to get used to the whole I'm living on the East Coast and haven't done that since I was six years old and I want to move back to San Fransisco and be with my dad and Grandmother, but instead I'm stuck with my Mom, stepdad, stepsiblings (Only one of which I can half tolerate) and annoying halfsister. But i'm trying to appreciate the things Philadelphia has that San fransisco doesn't, like snow. But that's the only thing I can think of.
And to the question I have been asked many times before on other boards: yes my name REALLY is Ginny, only it's not short for Ginevra or Virginia, it's short for Genevieve (pronounced Gin-eh-veev, not Gen-uh-veev or John-vee-ev, as I'm constantly correcting people, like my stepfather for example)
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| Robert |
Oct 31 2004, 03:11 AM
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King of Fluff
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15. Trust me, Harry, you really don't want to know.
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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| Robert |
Nov 10 2004, 06:24 AM
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King of Fluff
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16. Because most of your fan mail doesn't come written in crayon.
17. Because nobody would ever dare put too much starch in your underwear.
18. Because you've got Sirius's motorcycle and he doesn't.
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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| Billywig2 |
Nov 10 2004, 09:27 PM
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19. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
20. Because you know how to use shampoo.
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If I ever found a pot of gold,
I'd buy bottles untold of the nectar of the vines,
'cos I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye,
'coz I sung songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine.
Tomorrow is another day,
The cats are out to play, to play!
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| Robert |
Nov 11 2004, 07:45 AM
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King of Fluff
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21. Because Fluffy likes you.
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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| Billywig2 |
Nov 11 2004, 04:37 PM
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Psyco Sockologist
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22. Lets face it, Harry, you're guns, and he's butter.
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If I ever found a pot of gold,
I'd buy bottles untold of the nectar of the vines,
'cos I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye,
'coz I sung songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine.
Tomorrow is another day,
The cats are out to play, to play!
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