Ran across this caption contest at another site and thought we could have some fun. The speakers are Harry and Dumbledore.


1. "Can I get back to you on that?"

2. "Because all the girls like you"

3. "If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer."

4. "That's need to know, Harry, and you don't need to know."

-_- I always thought this to be a serious subject, but might as well join in the fun.


5. You have better hair

6. Because he has a reputation to keep

7. Pretty redhead girls are atttracted to you

8. Look, Harry, you've taken one bath in 5 years that we know of, can you blame him?

9, Because your dad stole the girl i fancied..


(eurgh can u imagine...snape and lily?? naaah)

10. "Well, Harry, I thought that would be obvious. You're the protagonist. Someone has to hate you, otherwise the story would be boring."

11. "He hates everyone, Harry. He even hates me, but if he'd announce it publicly, I'd tear up his paycheck."

12. "Hey, at least you had a date last Valentine's Day."


Edited because I was seeing a zero between each nonzero number

13) look if I told you now there wouldn't be any fun in you finding out the mystery in the seventh book!

14) It's more the fact that you exist.

15. Trust me, Harry, you really don't want to know.

16. Because most of your fan mail doesn't come written in crayon.

17. Because nobody would ever dare put too much starch in your underwear.

18. Because you've got Sirius's motorcycle and he doesn't.

19. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

20. Because you know how to use shampoo.

21. Because Fluffy likes you.

22. Lets face it, Harry, you're guns, and he's butter.