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Robert
post Jan 2 2005, 05:22 AM
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Found an another website and shamelessly stolen for here.

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY.....
1. Where Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

2. Your reality check is about to bounce.

3. If you don't like it, talk to the hat!

4. You-Know-Who is NOT invited to the class reunion.

5. Now with liability insurance!

6. Real world approach- if you can survive here you can survive anything!

7. Where the portrait lady is fat and your chances are slim.

8. Back again are you? We're quite impressed.

9. Get out and push! Are you expecting those carriages to get to the castle all by themselves?

10. Keep all body parts within carriages until you reach the castle. This means _you_, Billy!

11. No students killed for 2(slash through) 0 days

12. Learning is Mandatory, Staying Alive Optional


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Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.

YOU WASH MY BACK AND.....
an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair
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“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe
The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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Cristin
post Jun 6 2006, 04:37 AM
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HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

49. Magic. How bad have you got it?

50. We have better spells than just "Hocus Pocus."

51. And you thought puberty was challenging...



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