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HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY.....
1. Where Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
2. Your reality check is about to bounce.
3. If you don't like it, talk to the hat!
4. You-Know-Who is NOT invited to the class reunion.
5. Now with liability insurance!
6. Real world approach- if you can survive here you can survive anything!
7. Where the portrait lady is fat and your chances are slim.
8. Back again are you? We're quite impressed.
9. Get out and push! Are you expecting those carriages to get to the castle all by themselves?
10. Keep all body parts within carriages until you reach the castle. This means _you_, Billy!
11. No students killed for 2(slash through) 0 days
12. Learning is Mandatory, Staying Alive Optional
Full Version: Hogwarts Mottos
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
13. Where dreams come true and so do nightmares.
14. It's in the flick of the wrist.
15. Where the mad will be sane, and the sane will flipendo out.
16. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
13. Where dreams come true and so do nightmares.
14. It's in the flick of the wrist.
15. Where the mad will be sane, and the sane will flipendo out.
16. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
17) Where there are young heros, evil villains and scary monsters galor
18) Be afraid; be very afraid
17) Where there are young heros, evil villains and scary monsters galor
18) Be afraid; be very afraid
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
18. Never tickle a sleeping Dumbledore
19. Expelliarmus, legus, sensus
20. Where Fluffy is redefined
21. Surrender your Socks!
22. Where students are subject(s)
23. Be Mad, It Helps
24. Is the sole property of J. K. Rowling - do you hear that Albus?
18. Never tickle a sleeping Dumbledore
19. Expelliarmus, legus, sensus
20. Where Fluffy is redefined
21. Surrender your Socks!
22. Where students are subject(s)
23. Be Mad, It Helps
24. Is the sole property of J. K. Rowling - do you hear that Albus?
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
25. Enslaving elves since 453 A.D.
26. Helping students to lose their body parts...by the dozen
27. Did you read the fine print?
25. Enslaving elves since 453 A.D.
26. Helping students to lose their body parts...by the dozen
27. Did you read the fine print?
28. Expect the Unexpected
29. S.P.E.W. really stands for something.
30. Home of Weasley Wizard Wheazes Testing Division
31. Cape Diem is not just a motto, its a way of life.
32. Never trust anything that thinks for itself (including Slytherins)
33. Satellite Campus of the Univ of Michigan
34. Snake Charmer wanted. Apply within/Experience required
29. S.P.E.W. really stands for something.
30. Home of Weasley Wizard Wheazes Testing Division
31. Cape Diem is not just a motto, its a way of life.
32. Never trust anything that thinks for itself (including Slytherins)
33. Satellite Campus of the Univ of Michigan
34. Snake Charmer wanted. Apply within/Experience required
35: bibo ergo sum
36: semper ubi sub ubi
(35: I drink therefore I am
36: always wear underwear)
36: semper ubi sub ubi
(35: I drink therefore I am
36: always wear underwear)
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
37. Where dreams come true. And nightmares...
38. Please leave your muggle shoes at the door.
39. Where you'll pass with flying colours.
40. We got rid of Gilderoy Lockhart years ago.
37. Where dreams come true. And nightmares...
38. Please leave your muggle shoes at the door.
39. Where you'll pass with flying colours.
40. We got rid of Gilderoy Lockhart years ago.
41: Bring your medical insurance card
42. Life, the Universe, Everything, Other.
43. If you know everything then we did something wrong.
44. We'll be here The Day After Tomorrow
45. Wax on, wax off. Quidditch is a Martial Art!
43. If you know everything then we did something wrong.
44. We'll be here The Day After Tomorrow
45. Wax on, wax off. Quidditch is a Martial Art!
46. Not associated with David Blaine or Paul Daniels.
47. Thank you. Please come again.
48. Not to be confused with Hagwerts School of Watchcroft and Wizzer-dry.
47. Thank you. Please come again.
48. Not to be confused with Hagwerts School of Watchcroft and Wizzer-dry.
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
49. Magic. How bad have you got it?
50. We have better spells than just "Hocus Pocus."
51. And you thought puberty was challenging...
49. Magic. How bad have you got it?
50. We have better spells than just "Hocus Pocus."
51. And you thought puberty was challenging...
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