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post Oct 20 2004, 02:46 AM
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1. You know, I think I'll start wearing blue
2. Okay class, wands out!
3. Detention Malfoy



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post Dec 25 2004, 06:42 AM
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40. Happy Christmas!


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“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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Sergeant Hartman   111 Things Dolores Umbridge Would Never Say   Oct 20 2004, 02:46 AM
Della_Luna   4. I'd love to join you for a cup of tea Hagr...   Oct 20 2004, 02:48 AM
Jerry   6. "Potter, I shall like you to write an essa...   Oct 20 2004, 03:08 AM
Della_Luna   7. Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak...   Oct 20 2004, 03:09 AM
Jerry   8. "Albus, will you waltz with me?" :bl...   Oct 20 2004, 03:26 AM
Yoda   *shudders* Jerry - she's so evil she would s...   Oct 20 2004, 10:00 AM
Drie   12. Rules? Who needs 'em!   Oct 20 2004, 03:32 PM
Billywig2   13. Does this dress make me look fat?   Oct 20 2004, 10:24 PM
Della_Luna   14. Would you like fries with that? 15. D'o...   Oct 28 2004, 09:19 PM
Jerry   16. "Oh, it's a shame the CD universe isn...   Oct 31 2004, 12:44 AM
GinnyBee   18) That fudge is such an ugly moron!!...   Oct 31 2004, 01:13 AM
Yoda   21. I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pr...   Oct 31 2004, 10:56 PM
Jerry   24. "Albus, care for a dance?" 25. ...   Nov 9 2004, 03:25 AM
Drie   26. "Silk? No, satin sheets I think."   Nov 9 2004, 04:56 PM
sockless   27."Hey hey prof. MAC! what is shakin wit...   Nov 12 2004, 03:39 AM
PhredthePineappleEater   29.) Ummm... I feel like being a nice teacher toda...   Nov 13 2004, 02:35 AM
Sergeant Hartman   34: Oh Parvati, I got rid of my pink cardigan. Can...   Nov 30 2004, 02:41 AM
Jerry   36. "Harry, will you be my valentine?" ...   Nov 30 2004, 02:45 AM
Goatman   36. "Very good Ms. Granger. 20 points to Gryf...   Nov 30 2004, 03:46 AM
GinnyBee   38) Wands out Quills Away!   Dec 22 2004, 04:43 PM
JacquiDevil   you skipped 37 so here it is 37. VOLDEMORT IS BAC...   Jun 17 2007, 02:58 AM


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