1. You know, I think I'll start wearing blue
2. Okay class, wands out!
3. Detention Malfoy

4. I'd love to join you for a cup of tea Hagrid.

5. Now, where did I put that WWW order form?

6. "Potter, I shall like you to write an essay about my cardigan"

7. Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

8. "Albus, will you waltz with me?"

QUOTE (Jerry @ Oct 20 2004, 04:08 AM)

6. "Potter, I shall like you to write an essay about my cardigan"

*shudders* Jerry - she's so evil she would say that!

9. Have a biscuit, Potter.

10. Aren'ts werewolves/giants/centaurs/merpeople/etc brilliant?

11. Needeep! Ribbit! Croak! (to her fellow toads)

12. Rules? Who needs 'em!

13. Does this dress make me look fat?

14. Would you like fries with that?

15. D'oh!

16. "Oh, it's a shame the CD universe isn't in canon. I could've been Hope's nanny."

17." 'Oddsblood. I resigned by mistake. No doubt thou wert victorius. I shalt abdicate."

Jerry, playing Age of Empires II way too much

18) That fudge is such an ugly moron!!!

19) Toads Suck

20) I am an evil person, now i shall make my repentence by dancing in the forbidden forest naked!!! (Oh bad thoughts baaaaaad thoughts!)

21. I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and...(continue, ad nauseum)

22. The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllssss are alliiiivvveeeeeeeee with the sooouuunnndddd of muuuuuuuuuuuusic! Wiiiiiiiiith...(continue, ad nauseum)

23. Ad nauseum

24. "Albus, care for a dance?"

25. "I am an animagus, Potter. Not a toad, though, but a warthog."

26. "Silk? No, satin sheets I think."

27."Hey hey prof. MAC! what is shakin with you gurl?!"



28."I HATE the movie Bambi. It get's me every time! "

29.) Ummm... I feel like being a nice teacher today... TOADS FOR EVERYONE!!! *tosses toads out into the crowd of detention students*

30.) Harry, you really think that I'm an ugly, old toad? I'm offended...

31.) Ronnie, you know you could get in a lot of trouble for this...

32.) Harry! Wait, let me get a picture that firm butt

33.) Get away from here, Snape! Albus is my property now...

34: Oh Parvati, I got rid of my pink cardigan. Can we be friends now?

35. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

36. "Harry, will you be my valentine?"

36. "Very good Ms. Granger. 20 points to Gryfindor!"

38) Wands out Quills Away!

39. Don't forget to practice tonight. There will be a Field Practical tomorrow!"

40. Happy Christmas!

you skipped 37 so here it is

37. VOLDEMORT IS BACK, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

41. Hello Ronnikins, meeeow, come here cutie.