Did you hear..., Two liner jokes for fun, fun, fun! Options

[QuickHare]

It's my turn (if there are turns) to start a new game.

Basically, list as many different two line jokes, starting off with "Did you hear the one about....".

To start people off (and to give an example of this game):



1. Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? It was a bit pointless.

2. Did you hear the one about the detergent? Actually it's a wash-out.

[Billywig2]

Ahhh, now this is definatly my area of expertise! I have an unlimited amount of these here a few to start off.

Did you here the one about the rubbish truck? Never mind, it's a load of rubbish.

Have you heard about the new pirate movie that's coming out? It's rated ARRRRRRR!

Did you hear the one about the power failure at the Shopping Centre which stranded 17 blondes on an escalator for over four hours?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

My imaginary friends think that you have serious mental problems.

What has four legs, is green, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you? A pool table.

What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexics Association.

Dyslexics of the world, Untie! (I think that one's been in my sig)

I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out.

You should here the names that the voices in my head are calling you right now.