Dobby meets his doom! Options

[bart]

Ah the "Dobby meets his doom!" thread, the joys!, the memories!

but something tells me it would be better off in the General Discussion forum, so thats where it's off

bart

[PlaidPhoenix]

I've never seen this thread before....



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Dobby was so happy, Harry Potter and his Wheezy were getting married. AGAIN! And kind Harry Potter, generous Harry Potter, Harry Potter who was always kind to those who were beneath him had asked Dobby to help organize the festivities. Dobby was estatic, that is until he realized there was a chair missing from the main table.

"No no, this is not doing well for Harry Potter and his Wheezy!" Dobby exclaimed. Dobby looked high, Dobby looked low, Dobby looked near, Dobby looked far, but Dobby could not find the chair missing from the table. Not wanting to disapoint the kind Harry Potter, the generous Harry Potter, the Harry Potter who had not only defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, but also the Ravenous Blarg Beast of Thraal, Dobby resigned himself to his face and struck a pose like a chair behind the table. Hopefully Harry Potter and his Wheezy would not notice the difference.

Little did Dobby realize that the chair that was missing was meant for Hagrid, Hogwart's half-giant groundskeeper. Much to Dobby's delight, Hagrid didn't notice the difference between Dobby and a real chair. Much to Dobby's dismay, he had forgotten the laws of physics and promptly went SPLAT! under Hagrid's enormous weight.

[Rommel]

and as Dobby welcomed the sweet kiss of Death..his last thought on earth was, Now I know why Master Harry never mixes scones with sulfuric acid

[Drie]

QUOTE (PlaidPhoenix @ Nov 1 2003, 02:25 PM)

I've never seen this thread before.... "No no, this is not doing well for Harry Potter and his Wheezy!" Dobby exclaimed. Dobby looked high, Dobby looked low, Dobby looked near, Dobby looked far, but Dobby could not find the chair missing from the table. Not wanting to disapoint the kind Harry Potter, the generous Harry Potter, the Harry Potter who had not only defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, but also the Ravenous Blarg Beast of Thraal, Dobby resigned himself to his face and struck a pose like a chair behind the table. Hopefully Harry Potter and his Wheezy would not notice the difference.

Okay, reading this passage while drinking tea is not recommended!

[Yoda]

The big red button marked: 'Do not ever, at absolutely any cost, ever, push this button, ever, ever, ever, while inside this cave, ever, ever, ever, ever! PS: We really mean it.' sat merrily inside the cave.

Harry Potter and his friends sat merrily outside the cave, as Dobby merrily strolled inside the cave with instructions from Harry himself.

Yoda, BOOM (merrily)

PS: Not the best, but I'm a little...soaked (merrily bloody rain outside!)

[Roxanne]

These are kind of lame, but what can I say? I like limericks

There once was a house elf named Dobby
Who annoyed Harry P. as a hobby
One day he provoked
the green-eyed young bloke
The results were both gooey and gobby.


The house elf named Dobby went "zoom"
as he cleaned up the Gryf common room
In his haste to put right-us
Some Weasley detritus
Fred & George's latest made him go "boom"


Okay, you can quit wincing now - I'm done!

Roxanne

[Drie]

QUOTE (Roxanne @ Nov 7 2003, 03:12 PM)

Okay, you can quit wincing now - I'm done! Roxanne

Stand tall and proud! Those were very clever ways to kill off Dobby.

[Sean]

Dobby's feelings is hurt that everyone wants me dead. I'm going to work for Eowyn. She's in another series so I won't be seeing you again. Dobby notices his english has improved.

[Sean]

Dobby's feelings is hurt that everyone wants me dead. I'm going to work for Eowyn. She's in another series so I won't be seeing you again. Dobby notices his english has improved. Dobby sets up shop in Mirkwood and is translating all the Rowling books into elvish. Making much gold. He is going to talk to JKR about making him the hero of the seventh book but dies aftyer eating toomuch food at a hobbit elvenses.

[Willow]

Dobby decided he could not let Hermione see Ron like this, all undressed and awful! He hid up on the roof plan to jump down on hermion as she passed. Dobby noticed my coming up the corridor with Lavender they were laughing and doing impressions of a muggle programme...supperman? Dobby Jumped down on Hermione 'eeeeeurgh' said hermion as her hand pierced throught dobbys stomach, 'Ive got insides all over me thanks to you!'

[Willow]

Oi! come on people i love all the little doddy stories! post post post

[Plotter]

First try. Let me know what you think!

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And it was yet another beautiful morning on the Hogwarts grounds. Through the little window in the kitchens, Dobby could see the gorgeous sunrise coming up over the forest's high trees. As he prepared breakfast for the students, he could not keep his eyes off this sight.

"Hurry up now, Dobby! You're going to make breakfast late again!" said another house elf.

"Yes, right away!" said Dobby, grabbing a pticher of pumkin juice in one hand and a plate of bacon in the other. As he walked, he continued to watch the sky.

My sky he thought, for something this precious cannot be shared by everyone, can it?
He saw the purple glow turn maroon, then orange, and finally yellow. What he did not see, however, was the fire place right in front of him.

:sound effect- fire crackling, Dobby screaming, and one house elf saying "Ot ho":

[hockeygod]

Very good Plotter!

I will now try my hand at this.

Dobby was walking into the Great Hall to tell Harry Potter of trouble. However, he didn't see Peeves, who hit him with a pile of sticks. At that precise moment, the doors to the Entrance Hall opened and Dobby got blown out onto the grounds. At that moment the Giant Squid stuck out a tentacle and ate Dobby, since Harry hadn't been by to give him some toast.

What do you guys think?

[Drie]

I wish I could claim this as my own!:

“Harry Potter,” Draco stated, almost certainly existing at the end of the hallway of almost certain peril.

“Draaaaaco Malfoy,” Harry pronounced.

“Haaaaarry Potter,” Draco declared.

“Draco Draco Malfoy,” Harry affirmed.

“Harry Harry Potter,” Draco proclaimed.

“Pikachu!” said a small yellow rodent. Harry blinked and then stepped on it. Millions of ten-year-olds wept bitterly.

“I will say good day to you, sir,” said Harry to Draco in a thoroughly condescending manner. He huffily turned his back on him.

Now, Draco was not one to take thoroughly condescending manners lightly, and so he narrowed his eyes and pulled out his wand. And that is when the fecal matter hit the oscillating device for circulating air.

“Myhairisprettierthanyoursum!” Draco screamed, pointing his wand at Harry. Luckily, Harry’s Matrix moves had improved greatly since the last story, and he quickly went into bullet time to avoid the spell. The wayward spell promptly hit Dobby the house elf, who just so happened to be there, instead. Luckily, Dobby was a CGI character and easily replaced by the good special effects people at Warner Bros.

“You fool!” cried the highly suspicious Mad-Eye Moody, who had just burst onto the scene. “He may be easily replaced, but those CGI effects cost good money! And now, to illustrate that I’m not actually the son of a respected member of the Ministry who went bad many years ago and fell into the service of Lord Voldemort then was convicted of crimes against humanity and sent to prison only to be switched with my dying mother so that I could live in the care of my father’s house elf under the Imperius curse for the rest of my days but now have escaped the clutches of my father and have captured the real Mad-Eye Moody so that I may use his hair as an ingredient in Polyjuice Potion to impersonate him for a whole year just so that I can get Harry to touch the Triwizard Cup which I will turn into a Portkey which doesn’t make a whole lot of sense but who the hell am I to argue with plot device, I will take Harry’s side. Blueberrylicious!” he cried, pointing his wand at Malfoy.

Draco turned into a giant blueberry.


This comes from SilverPhoenix25's newest parody (book 4) The Omlette of Desire, which you can read here.

[Imogen]

Classic!

I saw this bit of artwork by Red Scharlach and it made me think instantly of this thread!

I laughed out loud.

Imogen