I too did the letter, but decided to write my own. I hope good ol' St Nick is reading. I wonder if he's a member of the boards....?
Dear Santa,
Thank you for considering this letter. I know you are a busy man, and so I'll keep this short. Firstly, I'd like to say I've been a good boy. A very good boy. In fact, I've been the best boy on the planet. Secondly, I'd like to point out my inability to tell the truth when being self-reflective.
As a reward for my kind hearted nature, please can you provide the following items under the tree this year: 1. A bulb. The one in the hallway blew again last week. 2. 3.1415 mathematicians. How many does it take to change the lightbulb? 3. A DIY lightbulb changing book. If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing right. 4. A bandage. For after the changing of the bulb. 5. Gold rings. Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves, and a partridge on the dinner plate.
I would also like to complain slightly about the embarrassing smell your reindeer left last year outside in the trash. It was disgusting and I do not know what the neighbours think. Maybe this year you can leave a Glade spray too?
Yours sincerely, QuickHare. (The fastest drawing rabbit in the wild west)
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QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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