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post Sep 7 2004, 06:31 AM
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79. Let's get Snape a cute puppy! We can call him Mister Snookims!"

80. (Sitting in Potions class with a piece of bubble wrap) "pop" "pop, pop" "pop"



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“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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post Sep 7 2004, 10:13 PM
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82. *muttering under her breath* " Ohhhhhh, who lives in a pinapple under the sea. . . ."


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post Sep 7 2004, 10:19 PM
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83. {pointing at Malfoy} "Woah, that is one hunky dude!" sick.gif

84. "Ron's, here your last chance to ask me, because Viktor just did" biggrin.gif (borrowed from SilverPhoenix)


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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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post Sep 7 2004, 10:35 PM
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post Sep 8 2004, 12:11 AM
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86. Anybody want to hang out at Office Depot?


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Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.

YOU WASH MY BACK AND.....
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“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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post Sep 8 2004, 02:07 AM
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87. "Volemort is merely a sweet, sweet person who simply has had a hard life." biggrin.gif

88. "{hissing angrily} "Move, Ron. Harry's my date, not you!"


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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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post Sep 8 2004, 08:47 AM
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89. "I wonder if I'd look better as a red-head?"

90. "Honestly, Professor McGonagall, I have no idea who put salt in your sugar bowl."

91. "But, Mum, I really want to go to the Hole concert! Courtney Love is my idol!"

92. "Harry, could I copy your homework?"

93. "Why yes, Diviniations is my favorite subject!"


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Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.

YOU WASH MY BACK AND.....
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“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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post Sep 8 2004, 01:44 PM
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95. "Come on Ron! Shake that groove thing!"

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post Sep 9 2004, 02:55 AM
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96. "Wow, since when did Snape start washing his hair?"

97. "Not now, Draco. Ron's looking, and I think he's getting suspicious." 105.gif devil.gif

98. "OMG, where's my TV? I'm missing Power Rangers!" tongue.gif


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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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post Sep 9 2004, 07:51 AM
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99. "Ron, what do yousay to taking a vacation at Cape d’Adge this summer?"

(For those who don't know it, Cape d'Adge is a nudist vacation spot)


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Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.

YOU WASH MY BACK AND.....
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“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
QUOTE
George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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post Sep 9 2004, 12:34 PM
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100. "Hundreds of spells have been used for centuries. I have no interest in using a spell that turns a centurian into a centipede."

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post Sep 9 2004, 03:36 PM
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101. *lights a fire to a collection of books* "Burn, baby, burn!"


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102. Ooh... my new copy of Playwitch with the Harry Potter centerfold!!!

103. I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day!

104. *sings* We don't need no education... (from Pink Floyd's "The Wall, Pt. 2)


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post Sep 10 2004, 01:49 AM
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105. {holding two dresses} "Harry, this? Or this?" biggrin.gif

106. "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" tongue.gif


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104. *sings* We don't need no education... (from Pink Floyd's "The Wall, Pt. 2)


LOL! I think I'm gonna adopt this song specifically for this year ranting.gif biggrin.gif


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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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QUOTE (Jerry @ Sep 9 2004, 06:49 PM)
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104. *sings* We don't need no education... (from Pink Floyd's "The Wall, Pt. 2)


LOL! I think I'm gonna adopt this song specifically for this year ranting.gif biggrin.gif

You do realize that is a double negative, so the song actually says "we need education." Is that what you intended??? laugh.gif

107. "Oh, Professor Snape is such a dreamboat!"


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