12. Did you hear the depressing one about the overweight hippy? Actually, it's a little too heavy, man.
13. Did you hear the one about the screw hole? It's a little boring. (Some DIY nuts might get that one)
14. Did you hear the one about the massive book? It is a bit of a tall story, I'll grant you...
15. Did you hear the story about the alcoholic with tinitus? It sounded better in the pub.
16. Did you hear the one about the athiest? I didn't believe it at first.
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