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post Nov 13 2004, 02:35 AM
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29.) Ummm... I feel like being a nice teacher today... TOADS FOR EVERYONE!!! *tosses toads out into the crowd of detention students*

30.) Harry, you really think that I'm an ugly, old toad? I'm offended...

31.) Ronnie, you know you could get in a lot of trouble for this...

32.) Harry! Wait, let me get a picture that firm butt

33.) Get away from here, Snape! Albus is my property now...


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post Nov 30 2004, 02:41 AM
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34: Oh Parvati, I got rid of my pink cardigan. Can we be friends now?

35. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!


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post Nov 30 2004, 02:45 AM
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36. "Harry, will you be my valentine?" sick.gif


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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

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post Nov 30 2004, 03:46 AM
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36. "Very good Ms. Granger. 20 points to Gryfindor!"


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post Dec 22 2004, 04:43 PM
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38) Wands out Quills Away!


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I get days like that, but I trying to get used to the whole I'm living on the East Coast and haven't done that since I was six years old and I want to move back to San Fransisco and be with my dad and Grandmother, but instead I'm stuck with my Mom, stepdad, stepsiblings (Only one of which I can half tolerate) and annoying halfsister. But i'm trying to appreciate the things Philadelphia has that San fransisco doesn't, like snow. But that's the only thing I can think of.


And to the question I have been asked many times before on other boards: yes my name REALLY is Ginny, only it's not short for Ginevra or Virginia, it's short for Genevieve (pronounced Gin-eh-veev, not Gen-uh-veev or John-vee-ev, as I'm constantly correcting people, like my stepfather for example)
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post Dec 25 2004, 06:42 AM
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39. Don't forget to practice tonight. There will be a Field Practical tomorrow!"

40. Happy Christmas!


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Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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you skipped 37 so here it is

37. VOLDEMORT IS BACK, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! icon_help.gif

41. Hello Ronnikins, meeeow, come here cutie. sick.gif


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