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[Drie]

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Drie

[QuickHare]

I too did the letter, but decided to write my own. I hope good ol' St Nick is reading. I wonder if he's a member of the boards....?


Dear Santa,

Thank you for considering this letter. I know you are a busy man, and so I'll keep this short. Firstly, I'd like to say I've been a good boy. A very good boy. In fact, I've been the best boy on the planet. Secondly, I'd like to point out my inability to tell the truth when being self-reflective.

As a reward for my kind hearted nature, please can you provide the following items under the tree this year:
1. A bulb. The one in the hallway blew again last week.
2. 3.1415 mathematicians. How many does it take to change the lightbulb?
3. A DIY lightbulb changing book. If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
4. A bandage. For after the changing of the bulb.
5. Gold rings. Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves, and a partridge on the dinner plate.

I would also like to complain slightly about the embarrassing smell your reindeer left last year outside in the trash. It was disgusting and I do not know what the neighbours think. Maybe this year you can leave a Glade spray too?

Yours sincerely,
QuickHare.
(The fastest drawing rabbit in the wild west)