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That was really funny. Here's mine:
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Katie's Office party. It was Lance who spiked the punch with too much Rum and Coke. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Cologne.
I thought it was funny when I put Laura's Shirt on my head and danced the Tango on the Loveseat while singing `Holiday'. I didn't mean to break Katie's Computer and don't know why Katie would accuse me of Murder.
I don't remember calling Matt's wife a big cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and yellow lipstick!
And when I threw up on Ty's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a large dog and have me arrested for theft!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all horrible and awful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this massive stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
Andrew (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 5 bucks!
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~ B.M.
Proud Member of the I.S.D.!!! hockeygod I'm a Math Geek and it makes me happy!!! "Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."~Aristotle"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."~Henry Van Dyke"Life is wasted on the living."~Douglas Adams"Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together."~Georg C. Lichtenberg
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Dear Santa...
Drie Dear Santa... Dec 16 2005, 10:49 PM
