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Drie

[Willow]

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Chloe's Office party. It was James who spiked the punch with too much Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Flowers.

I thought it was funny when I put Lou's Jeans on my head and danced the Tango on the Table while singing `Breakaway'. I didn't mean to break Chloe's Toaster and don't know why Chloe would accuse me of Stealing.

I don't remember calling Oliver's wife a Yellow Horse---even though she looked like one with Pink eye shadow and Green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Steph's husband's Arm, it was only because I ate too much of that Shrimp.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Bicycle through my neighbor's Garage. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Dirty Lion and have me arrested for Setting the car on fire!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all loud and Small. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Cozy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Swiftly yours,
Jenny (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!