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post Dec 3 2002, 02:25 PM
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This was Erin's suggestion, and I love it! Dobby's driving me nuts, and probably will for most of this fic. So the plan is - to ease a little frustration - to kill Dobby off in this thread with as many variations and mutilations as possible. Please feel free to join in.

Dobby was strolling down Diagon Alley with the key to Dumbledore's vault clutched tightly in his fingers. Dumbledore had entrusted him with this mission and it was important that he did as much as possible to worry all of Imogen's readers that Harry was about to die.
"Such an honour it is!" he squeaked to himself, delighted that he'd eventually made it into one of the stories.
He turned left, and was just wandering past Magical Musical Moments when a loud groaning noice caught his attention. A dark shadow loomed over him, swaying in the wind and the creaking intensified.
Slowly the little house elf looked up with huge eyes like surprised saucers. The walls of the building towered above him and finally his eyes alighted on a large, black, heavy Steinway piano suspended from a very rickety pulley.
The rope was fraying. Slowly. Slowly to the final strand.
Dobby gulped.
There was a rush of air.
Squelch!


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post Nov 7 2003, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE (Roxanne @ Nov 7 2003, 03:12 PM)
Okay, you can quit wincing now - I'm done!

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Stand tall and proud! Those were very clever ways to kill off Dobby.

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Elenarda   Dobby meets his doom!   Dec 3 2002, 02:25 PM
nome   Harry sighed. The letter in his hand, in a tiny s...   Dec 3 2002, 03:39 PM
Yoda   While normally highly supportive of Dobby, him bei...   Dec 3 2002, 03:55 PM
Ashwinder   I would just like to state for the record that I t...   Dec 3 2002, 04:06 PM
Yoda   I would like to request that the theme to Monty Py...   Dec 3 2002, 04:09 PM
nome   Giant foot? do we speak of Hagrid? *MP the...   Dec 3 2002, 04:42 PM
bart   one of the things Harry Potter insisted on in his ...   Dec 3 2002, 08:02 PM
BJH   "Oh, what is we to do?" moaned little Winky. "The...   Dec 3 2002, 08:54 PM
Elenarda   FOFLOL - these are brilliant! BJ has inspired me: ...   Dec 3 2002, 09:15 PM
Helen   Dobby was walking up the side of Cairngorm, In the...   Dec 3 2002, 09:29 PM
nome   Dobby whimpered in joy as he read the letter. Was...   Dec 4 2002, 05:53 AM
bart   Harry was stressed, it was Ginny’s birthday and ...   Dec 4 2002, 07:00 PM
Julephenia   Harry woke suddenly. There was something staring a...   Dec 5 2002, 08:32 AM
magoo42   DIE JAR JAR   Dec 5 2002, 08:56 PM
nome   A boisterous crowd surged along, carrying a small ...   Dec 6 2002, 01:51 AM
nome   You know, I always thought Winky was less irritati...   Dec 6 2002, 03:48 AM
Julephenia   Nome, darling, what happened to the Newt? I gue...   Dec 6 2002, 05:52 AM
nome   Now, if we wanted to be really painful, we could i...   Dec 6 2002, 06:01 AM
BJH   I got sweater!!! Oh GROAN. How about after Imog...   Dec 6 2002, 06:52 PM
Julephenia   Ow. Just ow. NOME! Hmmm... Dobby in an o...   Dec 7 2002, 07:39 AM
nome   Dobby scurried down the slope towards the cave, th...   Dec 7 2002, 05:48 PM
Yoda   'I doubt it will make much difference,' said Profe...   Dec 7 2002, 11:11 PM
jamesbow   "Dobby was bad, Mr. Potter, sir! Bad! Bad! Bad! Ba...   Dec 13 2002, 04:40 PM
nome   Dobby scampered, his very footsteps irritating nea...   Dec 17 2002, 04:09 PM
Julephenia   Dobby the House-Elf was hurrying along the corrido...   Dec 17 2002, 09:19 PM
rdehwyll   "Oh, Dobby, would you come in here a minute?" "Ye...   Aug 14 2003, 12:28 AM
Willow   lol! ive had such fun reading these...although...   Sep 20 2003, 02:21 PM
USMCDevilDog   The smell of brimstone was in the atmosphere. Harr...   Oct 8 2003, 12:39 PM
Willow   :lol: i like the precciousss...part, very gollum l...   Oct 8 2003, 04:00 PM
Willow   Dobby walked up the charms corrider as usual to te...   Nov 1 2003, 04:54 PM
bart   Ah the "Dobby meets his doom!" thread, the joy...   Nov 1 2003, 09:02 PM
PlaidPhoenix   I've never seen this thread before.... :lol: ...   Nov 1 2003, 10:25 PM
Rommel   and as Dobby welcomed the sweet kiss of Death..his...   Nov 1 2003, 11:48 PM
Drie   :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Okay, readi...   Nov 3 2003, 06:18 PM
Yoda   The big red button marked: 'Do not ever, at ab...   Nov 4 2003, 04:08 PM
Roxanne   These are kind of lame, but what can I say? I lik...   Nov 7 2003, 11:12 PM
Sean   Dobby's feelings is hurt that everyone wants m...   Dec 2 2003, 06:38 AM
Sean   Dobby's feelings is hurt that everyone wants m...   Dec 2 2003, 06:42 AM
Willow   Dobby decided he could not let Hermione see Ron li...   Dec 2 2003, 05:32 PM
Willow   ;) Oi! come on people i love all the little do...   Jan 6 2004, 06:58 PM
Plotter   First try. Let me know what you think! ------...   Jan 11 2004, 02:37 AM
hockeygod   Very good Plotter! I will now try my hand at ...   Jan 11 2004, 02:44 AM
Drie   I wish I could claim this as my own!: “Harr...   Jan 19 2004, 05:04 PM
Elenarda   Classic! I saw this bit of artwork by Red Sch...   Jan 28 2004, 04:09 PM
Drie   I did too! That's great! :thumbs   Jan 28 2004, 04:59 PM
Yoda   Most excellent imagery my friends Yoda, who's...   Jan 28 2004, 05:45 PM
Drie   What have I inspired??? Poor Dobby . . . perhap...   Jan 28 2004, 11:02 PM
RJOCL12   Its Valentine's Day, and Dobbie was late for d...   Jan 29 2004, 08:15 AM
QuickHare   The small, over-excited figure of Dobby squeaked m...   Feb 3 2004, 03:24 PM
USMCDevilDog   How did Gollum come to hate the nasty elves with t...   Feb 4 2004, 06:06 PM

 

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