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100 Answers To Harry's Question..., "Why does Professor Snape Hate me?"

Robert	Oct 23 2004, 09:52 AM Post #1
King of Fluff Group: Readers Posts: 3,422 Joined: 13-September 03 From: Myrtle Beach SC Member No.: 1,914	Ran across this caption contest at another site and thought we could have some fun. The speakers are Harry and Dumbledore. 1. "Can I get back to you on that?" 2. "Because all the girls like you" 3. "If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer." 4. "That's need to know, Harry, and you don't need to know." ________________________________________ Let's Go Generals! Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough *Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.* YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.” Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words. “I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.” “Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.” “Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year

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Jerry	Oct 24 2004, 03:33 AM Post #2
Aerials Group: Readers Posts: 6,008 Joined: 18-July 04 From: New York Member No.: 3,207	10. "Well, Harry, I thought that would be obvious. You're the protagonist. Someone has to hate you, otherwise the story would be boring." 11. "He hates everyone, Harry. He even hates me, but if he'd announce it publicly, I'd tear up his paycheck." 12. "Hey, at least you had a date last Valentine's Day." Edited because I was seeing a zero between each nonzero number This post has been edited by Jerry: Oct 26 2004, 01:57 AM ________________________________________ ~ M.C. Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?” “Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!” “Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned. “Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!” “Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.” -- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire *Rabbits Have Rights!*

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RJOCL12 100 Answers To Harry's Question... Oct 23 2004, 09:52 AM

Sergeant Hartman -_- I always thought this to be a serious subject,... Oct 23 2004, 11:33 AM

Yoda 8. Look, Harry, you've taken one bath in 5 yea... Oct 23 2004, 02:27 PM

Willow 9, Because your dad stole the girl i fancied.. :wu... Oct 23 2004, 08:05 PM

Jerry 10. "Well, Harry, I thought that would be obv... Oct 24 2004, 03:33 AM

GinnyBee 13) look if I told you now there wouldn't be a... Oct 31 2004, 01:11 AM

RJOCL12 15. Trust me, Harry, you really don't want to... Oct 31 2004, 03:11 AM

RJOCL12 16. Because most of your fan mail doesn't com... Nov 10 2004, 06:24 AM

Billywig2 19. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. 20. ... Nov 10 2004, 09:27 PM

RJOCL12 21. Because Fluffy likes you. Nov 11 2004, 07:45 AM

Billywig2 22. Lets face it, Harry, you're guns, and he... Nov 11 2004, 04:37 PM

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