Right. You asked for it. If you suffer from giggles and laughing too much, look away now.
What's the easiest way to make a banana split? Simple. Cut it in half.
Definition: Falsehood: I fake hat.
What has four eyes but cannot see? The Mississippi.
Definition: Crowbar: A place where birds drink.
What sits on ships going "croak, croak"? A frog-horn.
Definition: Junk: Things you keep for years and throw out just before you need them.
Did you know that judges relax by playing court games?
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I burned both my ears! Doctor: How did you manage that? Patient: I was ironing and the phone rang. I picked up the iron by mistake. Doctor: But you said you burned both your ears. Patient: Yes. As soon as I put the phone down it rang again.
What goes "Ha Ha Ha *Crash*"? A man falling apart with laughter.
Did you hear the one about the future? I'll tell it to you later.
Why are prayers never heard on Lord of the Rings? Because the Elves kept ending them with "Arwen".
Definition: Hypnotism: Rheumatism in the hip.
How does Luke Skywalker shave? With a laser blade.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because of all the blades.
Thank you, and good night!
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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