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An essay on degnoming The Burrow's garden Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of degnoming The Burrow's garden. Though degnoming The Burrow's garden is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, degnoming The Burrow's garden is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the over 50, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of degnoming The Burrow's garden. Social Factors Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A society without degnoming The Burrow's garden is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?' Of paramount importance to any study of degnoming The Burrow's garden within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets degnoming The Burrow's garden they are changed. Economic Factors We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, degnoming The Burrow's garden fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model of economics.

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Now, now, children. Hand back the light sabre. I have my reasons:

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An essay on handing back a light sabre Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of handing back a light sabre. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of handing back a light sabre. Though handing back a light sabre is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to global commercial enterprises, many of whom blame the influence of television. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve Social Factors Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet handing back a light sabre helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos. Recent thought on handing back a light sabre has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, handing back a light sabre will have its place in society. Economic Factors Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, handing back a light sabre fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system. Oil Prices           handing back a light sabre When displayed this way it becomes very clear that handing back a light sabre is of great importance. Even a child could work out that oil prices will continue to follow handing back a light sabre for the foreseeable future. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love handing back a light sabre. Political Factors No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to handing back a light sabre. To quote that most brilliant mind Elijah Shandy 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] I argue that his insight into handing back a light sabre provided the inspiration for these great words. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to handing back a light sabre. The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow handing back a light sabre to win our vote? Conclusion We can say with certainty handing back a light sabre must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', and is always fashionably late. I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Demi Beckham: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without handing back a light sabre by my side.' [3] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books [2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing [3] Your handing back a light sabre - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

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