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An essay on degnoming The Burrow's garden Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of degnoming The Burrow's garden. Though degnoming The Burrow's garden is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, degnoming The Burrow's garden is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the over 50, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of degnoming The Burrow's garden. Social Factors Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A society without degnoming The Burrow's garden is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?' Of paramount importance to any study of degnoming The Burrow's garden within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets degnoming The Burrow's garden they are changed. Economic Factors We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, degnoming The Burrow's garden fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model of economics.

Imogen

LOL! That was funny, Imogen!

Mine was about love

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An essay on Love The issues involving Love has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. At first glance Love may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably Love is often misunderstood by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Love. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Love and its numerous 'industries'. Social Factors Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Love to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of Love’, could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Love raises the question 'why?' Nothing represents every day life better than Love, and I mean nothing. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Love. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack. Economic Factors Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Love. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model, a classic economic system of analysis. Inflation    Love How do we explain these clear trends? Of course inflation, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Love due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Perhaps to coin a phrase Loveeconomics will be the buzz word of the century Political Factors Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Loveism and post-Loveism. Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the star of stage and screen Esperanza B. Adger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Love. If Love be the food of politics, play on. Is Love politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind. Conclusion What can we conclude? Well, Love must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It enriches, invades where necessary and always chips in. I shall give the final word to star Whoopi Zeta-Jones 'My Daddy loved Love and his Daddy loved Love.' [3]

Cool, ha?

Flor

Because I really want to see Johnny win the Oscar on Sunday . . . I give you:

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An essay on Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar Think back to the first time you ever heard of Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. It still has the power to shock those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, trapped by their infamous history. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar. Social Factors Society is our own everyday reality. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he was clearly refering to the impact of Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar on today's society. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar. Observers claim it irons out misconceptions from our consciousness. Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar will have its place in society. Economic Factors Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will study the Spanish-Armada model of economics. Market Value Of Gold   Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar The statistics make it clear that Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar is a major market factor. Recent studies indicate that the market value of gold has always depended upon Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector. Political Factors Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird. To quote the famous political Augstin Tuigamala 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] I argue that his insight into Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar provided the inspiration for these great words. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar. One of the great ironies of this age is Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar. Isn't it ironic, don't you think? Conclusion To conclude, Johnny Depp's quest for the Oscar parades along man's streets and man waves back. It questions, applauds greatness and is a joy to behold. I will leave the last word to the famous Britney Lennon: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

This is the coolest thing i have ever read. . . .well not really but you know what i mean. . .oh shut up!

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An essay on High school The subject of High school has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. There are many factors which influenced the development of High school. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that High school is thought about eight times every day by the over 50, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of High school. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of High school. Social Factors While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however High school irons out misconceptions from our consciousness. Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to High school, again and again. Economic Factors There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of High school. Of course, High school fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Housing Prices   High school

Just to annoy Ron


An essay on The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup
The subject of The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. The constantly changing fashionable take on The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup demonstrates the depth of the subject. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup is thought about eight times every day by those most reliant on technology, trapped by their infamous history. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup’, could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Of paramount importance to any study of The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will primarily be focusing on the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Inflation

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When displayed this way it becomes very clear that The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup is of great importance. Even a child could work out that inflation, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Perhaps to coin a phrase The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cupeconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cupism and post-The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cupism.

In the words of nobel prize winner Demetrius Rock 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup this is clearly true. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup to politics is 'participation'.

Is The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup? We can say that The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It fills a hole, influences the influencers, and always chips in.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Demi Lennon: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without The Chudley Cannons chances of winning the Quidditch Cup.' [3]


Robert

OK, now I'm worried!

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An essay on Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded To delve deeply into Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded is an exciting adventure. The constantly changing fashionable take on Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded demonstrates the depth of the subject. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded is rarely given rational consideration by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded. Social Factors Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he borrowed much from Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded provides standards by which we may judge our selves. Status, Security, Fame - Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded, again and again. Economic Factors The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will primarily be focusing on the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, as is standard in this case. National Debt   Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Even a child could work out that the national debt looms over Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded this cannot be a coincidence. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth. Political Factors Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Barts' WeeMee, being beheadedilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality. Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, a legend in their own life time, Elijah Tuigamala 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded wins votes.' Simple as that. I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded? Conclusion To reiterate, Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It brings peace, invades where necessary and always chips in. The final say goes to the award winning Demi De Niro: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded ROCKS!!! [3] [1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books [2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing [3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books

Sorry guys I couldn't resist it.

An essay on Why Harry Loves Ginny
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Why Harry Loves Ginny, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Underestimate Why Harry Loves Ginny at your peril. Though Why Harry Loves Ginny is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Inevitably Why Harry Loves Ginny is often misunderstood by socialists, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Why Harry Loves Ginny.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Why Harry Loves Ginny to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. A society without Why Harry Loves Ginny is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?'

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - Why Harry Loves Ginny is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. To put it simply, people like Why Harry Loves Ginny.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will primarily be focusing on the Greek-Roman model, as is standard in this case. Housing
Prices

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The statistics make it clear that Why Harry Loves Ginny is a major market factor. Clearly housing prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Why Harry Loves Ginny.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the star of stage and screen Bonaventure H. Amster 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Why Harry Loves Ginny this is clearly true. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Why Harry Loves Ginny.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Why Harry Loves Ginny?
Conclusion

In summary, Why Harry Loves Ginny plays a large part in the lives of all. It sings a new song, provides financial security and figures show it's a winning formular.

I shall give the final word to star Courteney J. Fox: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Why Harry Loves Ginny by my side.' [3]


Robert

Is it me or are these posts using up a lot of space on the server? As a mathematical student, who analysises things to great length, I have compiled a report:

An essay on using up server space

The subject of using up server space is a controversial issue. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of using up server space. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the aristocracy, who just don't like that sort of thing. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he saw clearly into the human heart. Much has been said about the influence of the media on using up server space. Observers claim it is quite good.

Of paramount importance to any study of using up server space within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. To put it simply, people like using up server space.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a lovely model.

The statistics make it clear that using up server space is a major market factor. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the annual military budget will continue to follow using up server space for the foreseeable future. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of using up server space can be like looking at the two, equally popular approaches to using up server space. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

We cannot talk of using up server space and politics without remembering the words of jazz singer Kuuipo H. Amster 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] I argue that his insight into using up server space provided the inspiration for these great words. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to using up server space.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for using up server space?

Conclusion

To conclude using up server space must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It brings peace, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and it is human.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Sigourney Morissette: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: using up server space ROCKS!!! [3]



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[1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] Your using up server space - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

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The final say goes to the award winning Demi De Niro: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Barts' WeeMee, being beheaded ROCKS!!!

Uh oh bart. I'd start wearing turtleneck sweaters and scarves if I were you . . .

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An essay on decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, there are just not enough blues songs written about decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those most reliant on technology, who just don't like that sort of thing. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve Social Factors Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] must have been referning to decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice. Much has been said about the influence of the media on decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice. Observers claim it raises the question 'why?' When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation. Economic Factors We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model. Taking special care to highlight the role of decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice within the vast framework which this provides. There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that the cost of living, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market. Political Factors Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting night and day. To quote that most brilliant mind Maximilian H. Amster 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice until he was well into his thirties. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice. The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice to win our vote? Conclusion In my opinion decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It replenishes the self, puts out 'fires', and figures show it's a winning formular. The final say goes to the award winning Denzel Spielberg: 'My Daddy loved decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice and his Daddy loved decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice.' [3] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not. [2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing [3] Weekly decapitating bart with a lightsabre or implement of choice - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

Looks like history is stacked against you bart *ignites lightsabre with a snap-hiss*

Yoda,

Run! Run like the wind, bart! Yoda's on the prowl with a lightsaber . . .

I'm gonna quote it directly

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An essay on Sony Ericsson T610 The subject of Sony Ericsson T610 has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. At first glance Sony Ericsson T610 may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Sony Ericsson T610 by so called 'babies', whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Sony Ericsson T610. Social Factors Society is our own everyday reality. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he must have been referning to Sony Ericsson T610. A society without Sony Ericsson T610 is like a society without knowledge, in that it provides standards by which we may judge our selves. Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. To put it simply, people like Sony Ericsson T610. Economic Factors We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will begin by looking at the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a classic economic system of analysis. There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that transport costs is in financial terms 'holding hands with Sony Ericsson T610.' The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth. Political Factors Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting pre and post war views of Sony Ericsson T610. In the words of a legend in their own life time, Bartholomew H. Amster 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Sony Ericsson T610, that this highlights an important issue. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Sony Ericsson T610 and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country. Since the Renaissance Sony Ericsson T610 has become more and more prevalent. May it continue. Conclusion We can say with certainty Sony Ericsson T610 plays a large part in the lives of all. It establishes order, provides financial security and statistically it's great. Here with the final word is Hollywood's Demi Morissette: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Sony Ericsson T610 by my side.' [3]

In response to Yoda's essay....

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An essay on Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre The issues involving Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre. Indispensable to homosapians today, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from global commercial enterprises, trapped by their infamous history. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre and its numerous 'industries'. Social Factors There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they saw clearly into the human heart. No symbol is more potent than Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre in society today. It smells of success. Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre, another may see monkeys playing tennis. Economic Factors Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will study the Inter-Spam model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates. Inflation    Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Recent studies indicate that inflation world wide are driven entirely by Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector. Political Factors The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird. It is always enlightening to consider the words of nobel prize winner Maximilian T. Time 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre. It speaks volumes. History tells us that Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not. One of the great ironies of this age is Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre. Isn't it ironic, don't you think? Conclusion In summary, Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre deserves all of the attention it gets. It brings peace, brought up a generation and most importantly it perseveres. I will leave the last word to the famous Leonardo Lennon: 'My Daddy loved Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre and his Daddy loved Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre.' [3] [1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records [2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books [3] Your Stealing Yoda's Lighsabre - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

Now, now, children. Hand back the light sabre. I have my reasons:

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An essay on handing back a light sabre Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of handing back a light sabre. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of handing back a light sabre. Though handing back a light sabre is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to global commercial enterprises, many of whom blame the influence of television. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve Social Factors Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet handing back a light sabre helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos. Recent thought on handing back a light sabre has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, handing back a light sabre will have its place in society. Economic Factors Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, handing back a light sabre fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system. Oil Prices           handing back a light sabre When displayed this way it becomes very clear that handing back a light sabre is of great importance. Even a child could work out that oil prices will continue to follow handing back a light sabre for the foreseeable future. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love handing back a light sabre. Political Factors No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to handing back a light sabre. To quote that most brilliant mind Elijah Shandy 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] I argue that his insight into handing back a light sabre provided the inspiration for these great words. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to handing back a light sabre. The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow handing back a light sabre to win our vote? Conclusion We can say with certainty handing back a light sabre must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', and is always fashionably late. I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Demi Beckham: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without handing back a light sabre by my side.' [3] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books [2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing [3] Your handing back a light sabre - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

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I blame Quickhare for this:

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An essay on being decapitated I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about being decapitated. The constantly changing fashionable take on being decapitated demonstrates the depth of the subject. Given that its influence pervades our society, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning being decapitated by those most reliant on technology, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of being decapitated. Social Factors Society is a human product. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, being decapitated provides standards by which we may judge our selves. Primarily being decapitated builds trust among the people. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation. Economic Factors There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of being decapitated. Of course, being decapitated fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Obviously the annual military budget has always depended upon being decapitated to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Perhaps to coin a phrase being decapitatedeconomics will be the buzz word of the century Political Factors Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing the two sides of being decapitated. In the words of nobel prize winner Odysseus Skank 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] He was first introduced to being decapitated by his mother. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of being decapitated.' I hope, for our sake that being decapitated will endure. Conclusion To conclude being decapitated is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It establishes order, it stimulates and statistically it's great. Here with the final word is Hollywood's Denzel J. Fox: 'Oooh yeah being decapitated shoo badaby dooo.' [3] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not. [2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media [3] Everything you always wanted to know about being decapitated, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing

Yoda, who doesn't know where he is anymore...

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An essay on blaming QuickHare In order to understand our selves, we must first understand blaming QuickHare. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of blaming QuickHare. Indispensable to homosapians today, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that blaming QuickHare is thought about eight times every day by the easily lead, many of whom blame the influence of television. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance. Social Factors Society is a human product. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he could have been making a reference to blaming QuickHare, but probably not. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, blaming QuickHare demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all. Of paramount importance to any study of blaming QuickHare within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation. Economic Factors Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, blaming QuickHare fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model, as is standard in this case. Inflation               blaming QuickHare There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Seemingly inflation will continue to follow blaming QuickHare for the foreseeable future. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love blaming QuickHare. Political Factors Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing the popular view of blaming QuickHare and the harsh reality. One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of jazz singer Demetrius Rock 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] What a fantastic quote. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'blaming QuickHare wins votes.' Simple as that. Where do we go from here? Only time will tell. Conclusion We can say with certainty blaming QuickHare has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, provides financial security and figures show it's a winning formular. What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Britney Morissette: 'My Daddy loved blaming QuickHare and his Daddy loved blaming QuickHare.' [3] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing [2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing [3] Your guide to blaming QuickHare - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing