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Imogen
post Feb 27 2004, 09:09 PM
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An essay on degnoming The Burrow's garden
Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of degnoming The Burrow's garden. Though degnoming The Burrow's garden is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, degnoming The Burrow's garden is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the over 50, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of degnoming The Burrow's garden.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A society without degnoming The Burrow's garden is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?'

Of paramount importance to any study of degnoming The Burrow's garden within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets degnoming The Burrow's garden they are changed.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, degnoming The Burrow's garden fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model of economics.


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After her O.W.L.s Hope had managed to persuade her dad to give her a crash course in what he laughingly referred to as “Parseltongue for tourists”. Being in Slytherin, she’d thought it had been the epitome of cool to return to school with such useful snakey phrases as “Can you pass the apple pie, please?” and “Would you be good enough to tell me what time the train to Madrid departs from Platform Two?”
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Sol-Leks
post Mar 3 2004, 08:06 PM
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An essay on Sony Ericsson T610

The subject of Sony Ericsson T610 has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. At first glance Sony Ericsson T610 may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Sony Ericsson T610 by so called 'babies', whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Sony Ericsson T610.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he must have been referning to Sony Ericsson T610. A society without Sony Ericsson T610 is like a society without knowledge, in that it provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. To put it simply, people like Sony Ericsson T610.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will begin by looking at the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a classic economic system of analysis.

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that transport costs is in financial terms 'holding hands with Sony Ericsson T610.' The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting pre and post war views of Sony Ericsson T610.

In the words of a legend in their own life time, Bartholomew H. Amster 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Sony Ericsson T610, that this highlights an important issue. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Sony Ericsson T610 and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
Since the Renaissance Sony Ericsson T610 has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

We can say with certainty Sony Ericsson T610 plays a large part in the lives of all. It establishes order, provides financial security and statistically it's great.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Demi Morissette: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Sony Ericsson T610 by my side.' [3]

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