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Imogen
post Feb 27 2004, 09:09 PM
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An essay on degnoming The Burrow's garden
Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of degnoming The Burrow's garden. Though degnoming The Burrow's garden is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, degnoming The Burrow's garden is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the over 50, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of degnoming The Burrow's garden.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A society without degnoming The Burrow's garden is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?'

Of paramount importance to any study of degnoming The Burrow's garden within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets degnoming The Burrow's garden they are changed.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, degnoming The Burrow's garden fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model of economics.


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After her O.W.L.s Hope had managed to persuade her dad to give her a crash course in what he laughingly referred to as “Parseltongue for tourists”. Being in Slytherin, she’d thought it had been the epitome of cool to return to school with such useful snakey phrases as “Can you pass the apple pie, please?” and “Would you be good enough to tell me what time the train to Madrid departs from Platform Two?”
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Robert
post Feb 28 2004, 09:24 AM
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An essay on Why Harry Loves Ginny
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Why Harry Loves Ginny, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Underestimate Why Harry Loves Ginny at your peril. Though Why Harry Loves Ginny is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Inevitably Why Harry Loves Ginny is often misunderstood by socialists, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Why Harry Loves Ginny.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Why Harry Loves Ginny to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. A society without Why Harry Loves Ginny is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?'

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - Why Harry Loves Ginny is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. To put it simply, people like Why Harry Loves Ginny.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will primarily be focusing on the Greek-Roman model, as is standard in this case. Housing
Prices

Why Harry Loves Ginny


The statistics make it clear that Why Harry Loves Ginny is a major market factor. Clearly housing prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Why Harry Loves Ginny.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the star of stage and screen Bonaventure H. Amster 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Why Harry Loves Ginny this is clearly true. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Why Harry Loves Ginny.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Why Harry Loves Ginny?
Conclusion

In summary, Why Harry Loves Ginny plays a large part in the lives of all. It sings a new song, provides financial security and figures show it's a winning formular.

I shall give the final word to star Courteney J. Fox: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Why Harry Loves Ginny by my side.' [3]


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“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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