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An essay on degnoming The Burrow's garden Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of degnoming The Burrow's garden. Though degnoming The Burrow's garden is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, degnoming The Burrow's garden is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the over 50, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of degnoming The Burrow's garden. Social Factors Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A society without degnoming The Burrow's garden is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?' Of paramount importance to any study of degnoming The Burrow's garden within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets degnoming The Burrow's garden they are changed. Economic Factors We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, degnoming The Burrow's garden fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model of economics.

Imogen

[FlorenceWeasleySnape]

LOL! That was funny, Imogen!

Mine was about love

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An essay on Love The issues involving Love has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. At first glance Love may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably Love is often misunderstood by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Love. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Love and its numerous 'industries'. Social Factors Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Love to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of Love’, could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Love raises the question 'why?' Nothing represents every day life better than Love, and I mean nothing. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Love. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack. Economic Factors Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Love. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model, a classic economic system of analysis. Inflation    Love How do we explain these clear trends? Of course inflation, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Love due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Perhaps to coin a phrase Loveeconomics will be the buzz word of the century Political Factors Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Loveism and post-Loveism. Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the star of stage and screen Esperanza B. Adger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Love. If Love be the food of politics, play on. Is Love politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind. Conclusion What can we conclude? Well, Love must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It enriches, invades where necessary and always chips in. I shall give the final word to star Whoopi Zeta-Jones 'My Daddy loved Love and his Daddy loved Love.' [3]

Cool, ha?

Flor