Here's one on fanfiction.net that is one of my favorites
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| ''Why actually yes I have thought of quite a few things I think you really need to know.'' Harry replied innocently and sincerely. ''I'm glad you've seen sense, defying me will only get you killed. What are these things that I need to know?'' Voldemort asked impatiently. ''Well first off, red eyes really don't suit you, secondly you really should learn some manners, I have been really uncomfortable sitting here, I only hope you don't treat all your guests this way. And lastly you really should think about cleaning your teeth or fangs, whatever you call those things, because your breath really smells. Hasn't anyone ever told you.'' Harry said, thinking that if he was going to die he may as well have some fun first. He wasn't even afraid of Voldemort anymore. |