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post Jul 30 2004, 08:00 AM
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“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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post Jul 30 2004, 02:15 PM
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post Jul 30 2004, 04:32 PM
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post Jul 30 2004, 04:44 PM
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post Aug 4 2004, 02:24 PM
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post Aug 4 2004, 04:23 PM
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post Aug 4 2004, 04:48 PM
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post Aug 4 2004, 05:38 PM
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“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
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George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


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post Aug 4 2004, 08:19 PM
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QUOTE (Drie @ Aug 4 2004, 10:48 AM)
Harry Potter and the Hershey's Kiss

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For the sake of decency, I believe I would have to wait at least 7 years for that scenario! drie2.gif


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post Aug 5 2004, 12:41 AM
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“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

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post Aug 5 2004, 01:13 AM
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post Aug 5 2004, 10:03 AM
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post Aug 5 2004, 02:24 PM
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post Aug 5 2004, 03:08 PM
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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

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post Aug 5 2004, 04:03 PM
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