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| Robert |
 Apr 27 2005, 08:03 PM
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alcatraz
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough  Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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| Jerry |
Apr 27 2005, 09:08 PM
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Harry Potter and the Decidedly Dreadful Delinquency
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Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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| Robert |
Apr 29 2005, 07:02 AM
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Harry Potter and the Case of the Royal Papers
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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| Drie |
May 2 2005, 08:40 PM
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It's a Small World After All
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Harry Potter Creates Clarifying Shampoo for Snape
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Proud Member of the Red TrioMy sun shall rise in the east
So shall my heart be at peace"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine
Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.
"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sisterPictures of YouBunnies! Everywhere!
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| Jerry |
May 3 2005, 08:33 PM
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Harry Potter and Aladdin's Flying Carpet Harry Potter and the Outrageous College Tuition Fees  Harry Potter and Voldemort's Teddybear (Silverphoenix, anyone?  ) Hary Potter and the Ghoul in the Attic
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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| Robert |
May 5 2005, 09:55 AM
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Harry Potter, the Hardy Boys, and Nancy Drew Mysteries
(Coming to ABC TV this fall)
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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| QuickHare |
May 14 2005, 07:48 PM
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It's a Small World After All
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Nope, but surely Oxfordshire needn't search for Hobgoblins. They see him going to work every day! | QUOTE (Yoda @ Apr 29 2005, 12:07 PM) | | Harry Potter and the Hunt for the Hobgoblin |
Harry Potter and the Happy Trotter
Harry Potter and the Tongue-Twister
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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| Robert |
May 16 2005, 05:06 AM
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Harry Potter and The Power of the Daleks
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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| Jerry |
Jun 17 2005, 02:02 AM
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Harry Potter and the Ear-Wax Effervescence
Harry Potter and the Horrendous Handbag
Harry Potter and the Miserable Moose who Managed to Make a Mahogany Mantelpiece
Harry Potter and the Antelope Antistrophe
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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| Jerry |
Jul 21 2005, 10:53 PM
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Aerials
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Harry Potter and Slughorn's Belly Deflation Harry Potter and the Parseltongue Trophy Harry Potter and the Bird of the Feather Harry Potter and the House of Flaunt Harry Potter and Firenze's Burnt Dinner Harry Potter and Dobby's Dumb Deed Harry Potter and the Power of the Lint-less Cloth Harry Potter and the Moose of Mysticism Harry Potter and the Felix Felicis Fiasco Harry Potter and the Weight of Whitherwings Harry Potter and the Marvelous Myth Maintaining the Morality of Marvolo and Morfin Harry Potter and the Hungry Patronus Harry Potter and the Slithery Sensation Harry Potter and the Cloned Kettle of Infinity I've had way too much time on my hands at one point today... 
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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