|
|
  |
 Riddle me this, Tease your brain! |
|
| Jerry |
 Oct 26 2004, 01:47 AM
|
Aerials
Group: Readers
Posts: 6,008
Joined: 18-July 04
From: New York
Member No.: 3,207
|
Correct!  Your turn.
________________________________________
~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire  Rabbits Have Rights!
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Billywig2 |
Oct 26 2004, 10:11 PM
|
Psyco Sockologist
Group: Readers
Posts: 959
Joined: 9-February 03
From: Australia! Home Sweet Home!!
Member No.: 690
|
A man is mourning at a funeral, you offer your condolances and ask whether he was colse to the dead man, he replies: "Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son."
How is the Mourning man related to the dead man?
________________________________________
If I ever found a pot of gold,
I'd buy bottles untold of the nectar of the vines,
'cos I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye,
'coz I sung songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine.
Tomorrow is another day,
The cats are out to play, to play!
|
|
|
|
|
|
| QuickHare |
Oct 26 2004, 10:13 PM
|
It's a Small World After All
Group: Admin
Posts: 4,218
Joined: 30-January 04
Member No.: 2,603
|
Stab in the dark: The dead bloke is either a cousin or related to the vicar (holy father).
________________________________________
QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Billywig2 |
Oct 27 2004, 09:10 PM
|
Psyco Sockologist
Group: Readers
Posts: 959
Joined: 9-February 03
From: Australia! Home Sweet Home!!
Member No.: 690
|
| QUOTE (Goatman @ Oct 27 2004, 12:32 AM) | his son
since he has no siblings, he is the only son of his father, and since the deceased's father is the son of his father, he must be his father. Therefore it's his son who died!!!
go DL |
Actually, it is his dad. "That man's father, is my fathers son. He is his fathers son, and therefore, that man's father.
| QUOTE | | The more you take me, the more you leave me behind. What am I? |
Footsteps.
This post has been edited by Billywig2: Oct 27 2004, 09:10 PM
________________________________________
If I ever found a pot of gold,
I'd buy bottles untold of the nectar of the vines,
'cos I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye,
'coz I sung songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine.
Tomorrow is another day,
The cats are out to play, to play!
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Billywig2 |
Oct 28 2004, 03:16 AM
|
Psyco Sockologist
Group: Readers
Posts: 959
Joined: 9-February 03
From: Australia! Home Sweet Home!!
Member No.: 690
|
You have been zapped into this room by means unknown. There are two doors on one side of the room, there are two computers. It even seems they are each guarding a door.
There are two signs, and a leper in the room with you.
The first sign reads:
"Behind one door is God realization. Behind the other door is a room painted entirely green. The only things in that room are a man and a ladder, both of which are painted entirely green. The man has been hired by the coalition of Gangsta Rappers to hurl a non-stop barrage of insults at anyone who enters the room. " (end sign 1)
The second sign sits between the two computers (also the two doors) and reads as follows:
"One of these computers is programmed to lie to you regardless of how friendly you are to the user interface, the other computer is programmed to tell the truth, regardless of your emotional state."
It is about this time that the gangrenous leper begins to speak "I get you deal on phone time $.08 minutes weekdays all odd hours. $.10 on Thursday except the hour between 2:00 and 3:00, or any registered birthday . . . "
He begins to - quite slowly - lurch towards you, he's already reaching out towards you, you get the sense he's a "touchy-feely" sorta person. You quickly calculate you have time to ask one computer one question before he reaches you. The riddle before you is this: What question do you ask, and to which computer do you pose your question? Remember, you don't know whether the computer's answer will be a lie, and you've got to figure out which door to go out.
Hints:
1) You've heard great things about God realization, 2) It doesn't matter which computer you ask, i.e. there's an answer for both.
________________________________________
If I ever found a pot of gold,
I'd buy bottles untold of the nectar of the vines,
'cos I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye,
'coz I sung songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine.
Tomorrow is another day,
The cats are out to play, to play!
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Billywig2 |
Nov 1 2004, 09:16 PM
|
Psyco Sockologist
Group: Readers
Posts: 959
Joined: 9-February 03
From: Australia! Home Sweet Home!!
Member No.: 690
|
yeah, you're right, your turn. 
________________________________________
If I ever found a pot of gold,
I'd buy bottles untold of the nectar of the vines,
'cos I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye,
'coz I sung songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine.
Tomorrow is another day,
The cats are out to play, to play!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
10 User(s) are reading this topic (10 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
| |
