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Harry and Ginny _ Procrastination Station _ Hogwarts Mottos

Posted by: RJOCL12 Jan 2 2005, 05:22 AM

Found an another website and shamelessly stolen for here.

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY.....
1. Where Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

2. Your reality check is about to bounce.

3. If you don't like it, talk to the hat!

4. You-Know-Who is NOT invited to the class reunion.

5. Now with liability insurance!

6. Real world approach- if you can survive here you can survive anything!

7. Where the portrait lady is fat and your chances are slim.

8. Back again are you? We're quite impressed.

9. Get out and push! Are you expecting those carriages to get to the castle all by themselves?

10. Keep all body parts within carriages until you reach the castle. This means _you_, Billy!

11. No students killed for 2(slash through) 0 days

12. Learning is Mandatory, Staying Alive Optional

Posted by: QuickHare Jan 2 2005, 07:16 PM

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

13. Where dreams come true and so do nightmares.

14. It's in the flick of the wrist.

15. Where the mad will be sane, and the sane will flipendo out.

16. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

Posted by: Goatman Jan 2 2005, 09:02 PM

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

17) Where there are young heros, evil villains and scary monsters galor

18) Be afraid; be very afraid

Posted by: Yoda Jan 2 2005, 11:38 PM

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

18. Never tickle a sleeping Dumbledore

19. Expelliarmus, legus, sensus

20. Where Fluffy is redefined

21. Surrender your Socks!

22. Where students are subject(s)

23. Be Mad, It Helps

24. Is the sole property of J. K. Rowling - do you hear that Albus?

Posted by: Jerry Jan 3 2005, 03:35 AM

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

25. Enslaving elves since 453 A.D.

26. Helping students to lose their body parts...by the dozen

27. Did you read the fine print?

Posted by: RJOCL12 Jan 5 2005, 09:07 AM

28. Expect the Unexpected

29. S.P.E.W. really stands for something.

30. Home of Weasley Wizard Wheazes Testing Division

31. Cape Diem is not just a motto, its a way of life.

32. Never trust anything that thinks for itself (including Slytherins)

33. Satellite Campus of the Univ of Michigan

34. Snake Charmer wanted. Apply within/Experience required

Posted by: Billywig2 May 10 2006, 09:40 AM

35: bibo ergo sum

36: semper ubi sub ubi

(35: I drink therefore I am

36: always wear underwear)

Posted by: QuickHare May 25 2006, 09:17 PM

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

37. Where dreams come true. And nightmares...

38. Please leave your muggle shoes at the door.

39. Where you'll pass with flying colours.

40. We got rid of Gilderoy Lockhart years ago.

Posted by: Agent Smith May 31 2006, 12:18 AM

41: Bring your medical insurance card

Posted by: Yoda May 31 2006, 10:16 PM

42. Life, the Universe, Everything, Other.

43. If you know everything then we did something wrong.

44. We'll be here The Day After Tomorrow

45. Wax on, wax off. Quidditch is a Martial Art!

Posted by: QuickHare Jun 4 2006, 10:22 PM

46. Not associated with David Blaine or Paul Daniels.

47. Thank you. Please come again.

48. Not to be confused with Hagwerts School of Watchcroft and Wizzer-dry.

Posted by: Cristin Jun 6 2006, 04:37 AM

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

49. Magic. How bad have you got it?

50. We have better spells than just "Hocus Pocus."

51. And you thought puberty was challenging...