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post May 4 2004, 12:30 PM
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It's my turn (if there are turns) to start a new game.

Basically, list as many different two line jokes, starting off with "Did you hear the one about....".

To start people off (and to give an example of this game):



1. Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? It was a bit pointless.

2. Did you hear the one about the detergent? Actually it's a wash-out.


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post May 4 2004, 06:39 PM
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3. Did you hear about the clingfilm? I better not tell you, you'll see right through it.

4. Do you know the one about the wall? I warn you, you may not get over it.

5. Did you hear about the butter? I can't say - you might spread it around.


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post May 7 2004, 06:51 PM
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Those were so bad I laughed.


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post May 8 2004, 06:33 AM
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*cringe*

Did you hear about the two peanuts? One was assaulted.


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post May 8 2004, 04:47 PM
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7. Did you hear the one about the puppet on special offer? Apparently, there were no strings attached.


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post May 15 2004, 03:57 AM
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I don't know why, but these jokes make me laugh.


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"Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together."~Georg C. Lichtenberg
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post May 15 2004, 02:33 PM
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Don't fight it, hockeygod. If you need to laugh, laugh! biggrin.gif


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post May 15 2004, 02:50 PM
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Put up some more and I will. biggrin.gif


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post May 15 2004, 03:18 PM
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8. Did you hear the one about the circle? It had a kind of ring to it.

9. Did you hear the one about my amnesia? I'll never forget it.

10. Did you hear the one about the guy who could never tell jokes? Hold on, that's not it. Umm... Did you hear the story about.... Not it either. Oh well.

11. Did you hear the one about the small stick of rock? It's short and sweet.


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post May 15 2004, 04:44 PM
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ROFLMAO!!! Thats all I'm going to say.


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post May 16 2004, 03:25 PM
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12. Did you hear the depressing one about the overweight hippy? Actually, it's a little too heavy, man.

13. Did you hear the one about the screw hole? It's a little boring.
(Some DIY nuts might get that one)

14. Did you hear the one about the massive book? It is a bit of a tall story, I'll grant you...

15. Did you hear the story about the alcoholic with tinitus? It sounded better in the pub.

16. Did you hear the one about the athiest? I didn't believe it at first.


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post May 17 2004, 11:10 AM
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Same thing, same place.


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post May 17 2004, 01:49 PM
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Maybe we (or should I say I) are now scraping the barrel, bleeding the blood vessel of two-liner jokes dry.


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post May 17 2004, 06:15 PM
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Don't give up. There are plenty more out there, all as funny as these ones.


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post May 18 2004, 11:09 PM
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Yes, but the last lot Yoda and I posted seem to have vanished into thin air. ranting.gif

Maybe if some moderator or owner of this site could look into that?


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