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post May 4 2004, 12:30 PM
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It's my turn (if there are turns) to start a new game.

Basically, list as many different two line jokes, starting off with "Did you hear the one about....".

To start people off (and to give an example of this game):



1. Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? It was a bit pointless.

2. Did you hear the one about the detergent? Actually it's a wash-out.


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QuickHare   Did you hear...   May 4 2004, 12:30 PM
Yoda   3. Did you hear about the clingfilm? I better not ...   May 4 2004, 06:39 PM
hockeygod   Those were so bad I laughed.   May 7 2004, 06:51 PM
nome   *cringe* Did you hear about the two peanuts? One...   May 8 2004, 06:33 AM
QuickHare   7. Did you hear the one about the puppet on specia...   May 8 2004, 04:47 PM
hockeygod   I don't know why, but these jokes make me laug...   May 15 2004, 03:57 AM
QuickHare   Don't fight it, hockeygod. If you need to laug...   May 15 2004, 02:33 PM
hockeygod   Put up some more and I will. :D   May 15 2004, 02:50 PM
QuickHare   8. Did you hear the one about the circle? It had a...   May 15 2004, 03:18 PM
hockeygod   ROFLMAO!!! Thats all I'm going to ...   May 15 2004, 04:44 PM
QuickHare   12. Did you hear the depressing one about the over...   May 16 2004, 03:25 PM
hockeygod   Same thing, same place.   May 17 2004, 11:10 AM
QuickHare   Maybe we (or should I say I) are now scraping the ...   May 17 2004, 01:49 PM
hockeygod   Don't give up. There are plenty more out there...   May 17 2004, 06:15 PM
QuickHare   Yes, but the last lot Yoda and I posted seem to ha...   May 18 2004, 11:09 PM
QuickHare   17. Did you hear the one about embarrassing accide...   May 20 2004, 01:47 PM
QuickHare   19. Did you hear the one about the other page? You...   May 24 2004, 03:58 PM
RJOCL12   21. Did you hear about the philandering golfer? ...   May 25 2004, 06:10 AM
Drie   Thought of this old joke as I was trying (and fail...   Jun 10 2004, 03:49 PM
QuickHare   Here's a thought: If Microsoft want to create...   Jun 10 2004, 08:05 PM
hockeygod   All these two-liners are hilarious. Thanks for put...   Jun 24 2004, 01:57 AM
QuickHare   More ideas: To stop a cold getting to your chest o...   Jun 24 2004, 12:00 PM
hockeygod   Those are awesome QH!   Jun 24 2004, 12:50 PM
QuickHare   Right. You asked for it. If you suffer from giggle...   Jun 24 2004, 01:06 PM
hockeygod   Some of those are so corny that they are hilarious...   Jun 24 2004, 02:36 PM
QuickHare   Anytime, HG, anytime.   Jun 24 2004, 05:18 PM
Drie   *Drie looks around for her coffee mug* :lol: :l...   Jun 24 2004, 09:37 PM
hockeygod   I really liked the ones with the elves.   Jun 24 2004, 09:56 PM
QuickHare   You'll need more than a coffe mug, Drie...   Jun 26 2004, 01:08 PM
Drie   [/quote] Works for me! How 'bout if ...   Jun 28 2004, 06:06 PM
QuickHare   Next you'll be wanting sick pay, too! And ...   Jun 28 2004, 06:12 PM
Jerry   Did you hear about the man who threw his clock out...   Jul 20 2004, 10:34 PM
QuickHare   Did you hear the one about the male lamb? He felt ...   Jul 21 2004, 09:12 AM
Jerry   Did you hear about the idiotic karate champion who...   Jul 26 2004, 01:15 AM
QuickHare   I enjoyed it as the "stupid humour" is w...   Jul 27 2004, 12:39 PM
Jerry   Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left...   Jul 29 2004, 09:37 PM
QuickHare   Did you hear the one about the mackeral watching f...   Jul 29 2004, 10:02 PM
Jerry   Did you hear about the love sick vampire? He becam...   Jul 29 2004, 11:43 PM
QuickHare   Actually, they were all good. The last one was dif...   Jul 30 2004, 12:02 PM
Jerry   Did you hear the one about the nose that grew 12 i...   Aug 18 2004, 08:08 PM
hockeygod   Those were good Jerry.   Aug 18 2004, 08:12 PM
QuickHare   Did you hear the one about the inept chef who put ...   Aug 19 2004, 12:29 PM
Jerry   Did you hear about Harry's grim godfather? He...   Aug 19 2004, 10:25 PM
hockeygod   Where do you guys keep getting these? I like the s...   Aug 20 2004, 01:38 PM
Jerry   The serious one I actually made up :D . Glad you ...   Aug 20 2004, 03:15 PM
QuickHare   I tend to make my jokes up. They're always mor...   Aug 20 2004, 09:01 PM
Jerry   Did you hear about the striped plant? He was spott...   Aug 22 2004, 02:17 AM
QuickHare   Did you hear the one about the sunbathing joke boo...   Aug 22 2004, 02:39 PM
Jerry   Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around...   Aug 24 2004, 07:47 PM
Drie   One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How ...   Jan 7 2005, 12:32 AM
QuickHare   Did you hear the one about the artful tune? The st...   Jan 7 2005, 04:25 PM
Jerry   Heard this one this week... Did you hear the one ...   May 20 2005, 07:17 PM
Yoda   What's brown and sticky...? ...:ouch a sti...   Sep 30 2005, 12:13 PM
QuickHare   Did you hear that crashing noise that sounded like...   Oct 2 2005, 09:41 PM
Billywig2   Ahhh, now this is definatly my area of expertise...   Oct 3 2005, 11:06 AM
QuickHare   Those were good. I liked the blonde one the best. ...   Oct 4 2005, 12:20 AM
Billywig2   I'll have to remember those cricket ones, the ...   Oct 4 2005, 08:07 AM
Cristin   What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? D...   Mar 26 2006, 10:44 PM

 

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