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| Robert |
 Jan 2 2005, 05:22 AM
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Found an another website and shamelessly stolen for here.
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY.....
1. Where Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
2. Your reality check is about to bounce.
3. If you don't like it, talk to the hat!
4. You-Know-Who is NOT invited to the class reunion.
5. Now with liability insurance!
6. Real world approach- if you can survive here you can survive anything!
7. Where the portrait lady is fat and your chances are slim.
8. Back again are you? We're quite impressed.
9. Get out and push! Are you expecting those carriages to get to the castle all by themselves?
10. Keep all body parts within carriages until you reach the castle. This means _you_, Billy!
11. No students killed for 2(slash through) 0 days
12. Learning is Mandatory, Staying Alive Optional
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough  Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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Jan 2 2005, 07:16 PM
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HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
13. Where dreams come true and so do nightmares.
14. It's in the flick of the wrist.
15. Where the mad will be sane, and the sane will flipendo out.
16. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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Jan 3 2005, 03:35 AM
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HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
25. Enslaving elves since 453 A.D.
26. Helping students to lose their body parts...by the dozen
27. Did you read the fine print?
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Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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| Robert |
Jan 5 2005, 09:07 AM
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28. Expect the Unexpected 29. S.P.E.W. really stands for something. 30. Home of Weasley Wizard Wheazes Testing Division 31. Cape Diem is not just a motto, its a way of life. 32. Never trust anything that thinks for itself (including Slytherins) 33. Satellite Campus of the Univ of Michigan  34. Snake Charmer wanted. Apply within/Experience required
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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May 25 2006, 09:17 PM
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HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
37. Where dreams come true. And nightmares...
38. Please leave your muggle shoes at the door.
39. Where you'll pass with flying colours.
40. We got rid of Gilderoy Lockhart years ago.
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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Jun 4 2006, 10:22 PM
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46. Not associated with David Blaine or Paul Daniels.
47. Thank you. Please come again.
48. Not to be confused with Hagwerts School of Watchcroft and Wizzer-dry.
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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