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| QuickHare |
 May 4 2004, 12:30 PM
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It's my turn (if there are turns) to start a new game.
Basically, list as many different two line jokes, starting off with "Did you hear the one about....".
To start people off (and to give an example of this game):
1. Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? It was a bit pointless.
2. Did you hear the one about the detergent? Actually it's a wash-out.
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| QuickHare |
May 8 2004, 04:47 PM
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7. Did you hear the one about the puppet on special offer? Apparently, there were no strings attached.
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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| hockeygod |
May 15 2004, 03:57 AM
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I don't know why, but these jokes make me laugh.
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Proud Member of the I.S.D.!!! hockeygod I'm a Math Geek and it makes me happy!!! "Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."~Aristotle"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."~Henry Van Dyke"Life is wasted on the living."~Douglas Adams"Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together."~Georg C. Lichtenberg
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| QuickHare |
May 15 2004, 02:33 PM
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Don't fight it, hockeygod. If you need to laugh, laugh! 
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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May 15 2004, 03:18 PM
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8. Did you hear the one about the circle? It had a kind of ring to it.
9. Did you hear the one about my amnesia? I'll never forget it.
10. Did you hear the one about the guy who could never tell jokes? Hold on, that's not it. Umm... Did you hear the story about.... Not it either. Oh well.
11. Did you hear the one about the small stick of rock? It's short and sweet.
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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May 16 2004, 03:25 PM
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12. Did you hear the depressing one about the overweight hippy? Actually, it's a little too heavy, man.
13. Did you hear the one about the screw hole? It's a little boring.
(Some DIY nuts might get that one)
14. Did you hear the one about the massive book? It is a bit of a tall story, I'll grant you...
15. Did you hear the story about the alcoholic with tinitus? It sounded better in the pub.
16. Did you hear the one about the athiest? I didn't believe it at first.
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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| hockeygod |
May 17 2004, 11:10 AM
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Same thing, same place.
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~ B.M.
Proud Member of the I.S.D.!!! hockeygod I'm a Math Geek and it makes me happy!!! "Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."~Aristotle"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."~Henry Van Dyke"Life is wasted on the living."~Douglas Adams"Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together."~Georg C. Lichtenberg
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May 17 2004, 01:49 PM
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Maybe we (or should I say I) are now scraping the barrel, bleeding the blood vessel of two-liner jokes dry.
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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| hockeygod |
May 17 2004, 06:15 PM
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Don't give up. There are plenty more out there, all as funny as these ones.
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~ B.M.
Proud Member of the I.S.D.!!! hockeygod I'm a Math Geek and it makes me happy!!! "Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."~Aristotle"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."~Henry Van Dyke"Life is wasted on the living."~Douglas Adams"Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together."~Georg C. Lichtenberg
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May 18 2004, 11:09 PM
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Yes, but the last lot Yoda and I posted seem to have vanished into thin air.  Maybe if some moderator or owner of this site could look into that?
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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