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post Oct 20 2004, 02:46 AM
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1. You know, I think I'll start wearing blue
2. Okay class, wands out!
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post Oct 20 2004, 02:48 AM
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post Oct 20 2004, 03:08 AM
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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

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post Oct 20 2004, 03:09 AM
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post Oct 20 2004, 03:26 AM
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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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post Oct 20 2004, 10:00 AM
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QUOTE (Jerry @ Oct 20 2004, 04:08 AM)
6. "Potter, I shall like you to write an essay about my cardigan" biggrin.gif

*shudders* Jerry - she's so evil she would say that! laugh.gif

9. Have a biscuit, Potter.

10. Aren'ts werewolves/giants/centaurs/merpeople/etc brilliant?

11. Needeep! Ribbit! Croak! (to her fellow toads)


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post Oct 20 2004, 03:32 PM
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post Oct 28 2004, 09:19 PM
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post Oct 31 2004, 12:44 AM
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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire


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post Oct 31 2004, 01:13 AM
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18) That fudge is such an ugly moron!!!

19) Toads Suck

20) I am an evil person, now i shall make my repentence by dancing in the forbidden forest naked!!! (Oh bad thoughts baaaaaad thoughts!)


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21. I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and...(continue, ad nauseum)

22. The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllssss are alliiiivvveeeeeeeee with the sooouuunnndddd of muuuuuuuuuuuusic! Wiiiiiiiiith...(continue, ad nauseum)

23. Ad nauseum


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post Nov 9 2004, 03:25 AM
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24. "Albus, care for a dance?"

25. "I am an animagus, Potter. Not a toad, though, but a warthog." blink.gif


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“Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”

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