111 Things Dolores Umbridge Would Never Say

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111 Things Dolores Umbridge Would Never Say, >:)

PhredthePineappleEater	Nov 13 2004, 02:35 AM Post #16
Part of the furnishings Group: Members Posts: 225 Joined: 3-August 04 From: West Virginia Member No.: 3,253	29.) Ummm... I feel like being a nice teacher today... TOADS FOR EVERYONE!!! tosses toads out into the crowd of detention students 30.) Harry, you really think that I'm an ugly, old toad? I'm offended... 31.) Ronnie, you know you could get in a lot of trouble for this... 32.) Harry! Wait, let me get a picture that firm butt 33.) Get away from here, Snape! Albus is my property now... ________________________________________ Many waters cannot quench love Nor can the floods drown it

Sergeant Hartman	Nov 30 2004, 02:41 AM Post #17
Ten Pin Bowling Group: Members Posts: 65 Joined: 19-September 04 Member No.: 3,415	34: Oh Parvati, I got rid of my pink cardigan. Can we be friends now? 35. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! ________________________________________ I can't hear you!

Jerry	Nov 30 2004, 02:45 AM Post #18
Aerials Group: Readers Posts: 6,008 Joined: 18-July 04 From: New York Member No.: 3,207	36. "Harry, will you be my valentine?" ________________________________________ ~ M.C. Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?” “Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!” “Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned. “Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!” “Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.” -- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire *Rabbits Have Rights!*

Goatman	Nov 30 2004, 03:46 AM Post #19
Part of the furnishings Group: Readers Posts: 431 Joined: 16-May 03 From: USA Member No.: 1,323	36. "Very good Ms. Granger. 20 points to Gryfindor!" ________________________________________ The '2 Move Checkmate' Master "If it weren't for the last second nothing would ever get done." "The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary"

GinnyBee	Dec 22 2004, 04:43 PM Post #20
Ten Pin Bowling Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 9-October 04 From: Formerlly San Fransisco until I was unjustly kidnapped and taken to Philadelphia. Lily and Mollie, if your reading this: Help Member No.: 3,589	38) Wands out Quills Away! ________________________________________ "You know Hobbes, somedays even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help." -Calvin and Hobbes. I get days like that, but I trying to get used to the whole I'm living on the East Coast and haven't done that since I was six years old and I want to move back to San Fransisco and be with my dad and Grandmother, but instead I'm stuck with my Mom, stepdad, stepsiblings (Only one of which I can half tolerate) and annoying halfsister. But i'm trying to appreciate the things Philadelphia has that San fransisco doesn't, like snow. But that's the only thing I can think of. And to the question I have been asked many times before on other boards: yes my name REALLY is Ginny, only it's not short for Ginevra or Virginia, it's short for Genevieve (pronounced Gin-eh-veev, not Gen-uh-veev or John-vee-ev, as I'm constantly correcting people, like my stepfather for example)

Robert	Dec 25 2004, 06:42 AM Post #21
King of Fluff Group: Readers Posts: 3,422 Joined: 13-September 03 From: Myrtle Beach SC Member No.: 1,914	39. Don't forget to practice tonight. There will be a Field Practical tomorrow!" 40. Happy Christmas! ________________________________________ Let's Go Generals! Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough *Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.* YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.” Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words. “I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.” “Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.” “Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year

JacquiDevil	Jun 17 2007, 02:58 AM Post #22
Through the mirror Group: Members Posts: 2 Joined: 12-June 07 Member No.: 7,535	you skipped 37 so here it is 37. VOLDEMORT IS BACK, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! 41. Hello Ronnikins, meeeow, come here cutie. ________________________________________

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