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Harry and Ginny _ Procrastination Station _ 111 Things Dolores Umbridge Would Never Say

Posted by: Sergeant Hartman Oct 20 2004, 02:46 AM

1. You know, I think I'll start wearing blue
2. Okay class, wands out!
3. Detention Malfoy


Posted by: Della_Luna Oct 20 2004, 02:48 AM

4. I'd love to join you for a cup of tea Hagrid.

5. Now, where did I put that WWW order form?

Posted by: Jerry Oct 20 2004, 03:08 AM

6. "Potter, I shall like you to write an essay about my cardigan" biggrin.gif

Posted by: Della_Luna Oct 20 2004, 03:09 AM

7. Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Posted by: Jerry Oct 20 2004, 03:26 AM

8. "Albus, will you waltz with me?" blink.gif

Posted by: Yoda Oct 20 2004, 10:00 AM

QUOTE (Jerry @ Oct 20 2004, 04:08 AM)
6. "Potter, I shall like you to write an essay about my cardigan" biggrin.gif

*shudders* Jerry - she's so evil she would say that! laugh.gif

9. Have a biscuit, Potter.

10. Aren'ts werewolves/giants/centaurs/merpeople/etc brilliant?

11. Needeep! Ribbit! Croak! (to her fellow toads)

Posted by: Drie Oct 20 2004, 03:32 PM

12. Rules? Who needs 'em!

Posted by: Billywig2 Oct 20 2004, 10:24 PM

13. Does this dress make me look fat?

Posted by: Della_Luna Oct 28 2004, 09:19 PM

14. Would you like fries with that?

15. D'oh!

Posted by: Jerry Oct 31 2004, 12:44 AM

16. "Oh, it's a shame the CD universe isn't in canon. I could've been Hope's nanny." blink.gif

17." 'Oddsblood. I resigned by mistake. No doubt thou wert victorius. I shalt abdicate."

Jerry, playing Age of Empires II way too much biggrin.gif

Posted by: GinnyBee Oct 31 2004, 01:13 AM

18) That fudge is such an ugly moron!!!

19) Toads Suck

20) I am an evil person, now i shall make my repentence by dancing in the forbidden forest naked!!! (Oh bad thoughts baaaaaad thoughts!)

Posted by: Yoda Oct 31 2004, 10:56 PM

21. I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and...(continue, ad nauseum)

22. The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllssss are alliiiivvveeeeeeeee with the sooouuunnndddd of muuuuuuuuuuuusic! Wiiiiiiiiith...(continue, ad nauseum)

23. Ad nauseum

Posted by: Jerry Nov 9 2004, 03:25 AM

24. "Albus, care for a dance?"

25. "I am an animagus, Potter. Not a toad, though, but a warthog." blink.gif

Posted by: Drie Nov 9 2004, 04:56 PM

26. "Silk? No, satin sheets I think."

Posted by: sockless Nov 12 2004, 03:39 AM

27."Hey hey prof. MAC! what is shakin with you gurl?!"



28."I HATE the movie Bambi. It get's me every time! crybaby.gif "

Posted by: PhredthePineappleEater Nov 13 2004, 02:35 AM

29.) Ummm... I feel like being a nice teacher today... TOADS FOR EVERYONE!!! *tosses toads out into the crowd of detention students*

30.) Harry, you really think that I'm an ugly, old toad? I'm offended...

31.) Ronnie, you know you could get in a lot of trouble for this...

32.) Harry! Wait, let me get a picture that firm butt

33.) Get away from here, Snape! Albus is my property now...

Posted by: Sergeant Hartman Nov 30 2004, 02:41 AM

34: Oh Parvati, I got rid of my pink cardigan. Can we be friends now?

35. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Posted by: Jerry Nov 30 2004, 02:45 AM

36. "Harry, will you be my valentine?" sick.gif

Posted by: Goatman Nov 30 2004, 03:46 AM

36. "Very good Ms. Granger. 20 points to Gryfindor!"

Posted by: GinnyBee Dec 22 2004, 04:43 PM

38) Wands out Quills Away!

Posted by: RJOCL12 Dec 25 2004, 06:42 AM

39. Don't forget to practice tonight. There will be a Field Practical tomorrow!"

40. Happy Christmas!

Posted by: JacquiDevil Jun 17 2007, 02:58 AM

you skipped 37 so here it is

37. VOLDEMORT IS BACK, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! icon_help.gif

41. Hello Ronnikins, meeeow, come here cutie. sick.gif

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