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| QuickHare |
 Jul 30 2004, 04:22 PM
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There was a bloke called QuickHare
Who wasn't very easy to scare.
When faced with the Red,
"I'm not afraid," he had said,
Now he gets a great deal of care!
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QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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Jul 30 2004, 04:27 PM
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| QUOTE (QuickHare @ Jul 30 2004, 09:22 AM) | There was a bloke called QuickHare
Who wasn't very easy to scare.
When faced with the Red,
"I'm not afraid," he had said,
Now he gets a great deal of care! |
Beware -- we'll attack you with the warm fuzzies if you're not careful!
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Proud Member of the Red TrioMy sun shall rise in the east
So shall my heart be at peace"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine
Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.
"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sisterPictures of YouBunnies! Everywhere!
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| Drie |
Aug 2 2004, 03:18 PM
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| QUOTE (hershey @ Jul 30 2004, 10:01 PM) | There once was a fellow named Quickhare
Whose avatar look very much like Cher!
But with some strokes on the keyboard
His new looks leaves us floored
For he looks like Ducky, oh Lord! |
*gasp!*
Duckie lives!
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Proud Member of the Red TrioMy sun shall rise in the east
So shall my heart be at peace"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine
Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.
"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sisterPictures of YouBunnies! Everywhere!
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Aug 2 2004, 03:38 PM
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Drie: "To Kill a Mocking Duck" is be renamed to "To Kill a Mocking Duckie"
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QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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Aug 3 2004, 08:27 PM
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Ah! Sleep is what I desire,
To my bed tonight I'll retire.
But I must work (and play!)
All through the day
So my boss won't need a new hire!
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Proud Member of the Red TrioMy sun shall rise in the east
So shall my heart be at peace"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine
Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.
"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sisterPictures of YouBunnies! Everywhere!
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Aug 4 2004, 02:21 PM
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There was a small light-hearted halfling,
Who just couldn't stop himself laughing.
Once he awoke,
And thought as a joke,
He'd became the basis of Lord of the Rings.
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QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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Aug 12 2004, 04:02 PM
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There once was a lad named Steve Who after drinking would heave His weakness was beer A toilet should be near To the porcelain god he would cleave  Sorry, that was a bit gross
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Proud Member of the Red TrioMy sun shall rise in the east
So shall my heart be at peace"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine
Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.
"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sisterPictures of YouBunnies! Everywhere!
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Aug 12 2004, 04:16 PM
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Is it me or do these limericks have a pub atmosphere to them?
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QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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Aug 12 2004, 06:52 PM
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Aerials
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Yeah, they do  . I'll try to add to the aforementioned theme: A broadly-built teen, a punk Was handcuffed for being quite drunk Said he, in dismay As they took him away "Don't treat me like old, worthless junk!"
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire  Rabbits Have Rights!
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Aug 12 2004, 07:07 PM
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There was a young man in a dash
To see a doctor because of a rash.
The instruments were cold,
And the man wasn't bold.
So the man was in and out in a flash.
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QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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Aug 19 2004, 10:53 PM
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Aerials
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When I'm rollerbladin' out in the sun,
I can assure you it's not always fun.
As the faster I move,
It is easy to prove
That perspiration, like rivers, can run.
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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Aug 20 2004, 09:05 PM
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There was a young guy in Britain,
Who's excitement started to wane.
To the US he strayed,
With a friend he did stay,
And now he has everything to gain.
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QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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Aug 22 2004, 03:00 AM
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Aerials
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While seated alone in my room
I was disturbed by a loud sonic boom
Getting up from my seat
And running out to the street
I saw a fast flying witch on a broom!
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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