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| Drie |
 May 21 2004, 04:32 PM
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It's a Small World After All
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Harry Potter and the Search for Obi Wan's Missing Planet
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Proud Member of the Red TrioMy sun shall rise in the east
So shall my heart be at peace"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine
Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.
"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sisterPictures of YouBunnies! Everywhere!
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| QuickHare |
May 21 2004, 07:34 PM
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It's a Small World After All
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Harry Potter and the Movie Collision
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QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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May 23 2004, 08:20 PM
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Weasley is MY king!
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Harry Potter and the Time Warp
Harry Potter and the Men in Tights
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 ~*~"Now, perhaps you had better go and join your classes. This is, after all,” Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled behind his glasses, “a school, not the underground resistance against Voldemort!”~*~ the promis ring by: the White Lilly~~~Courage: Braving the cold hard wood floors at midnight to sneek downstairs for a bit of cheesecake."Cause getting your dreams
It's strange, but it seems
A little - well - complicated
There's a kind of a sort of : cost
There's a couple of things get: lost
There are bridges you cross
You didn't know you crossed
Until you've crossed
And if that joy, that thrill
Doesn't thrill you like you think it will
Still - " ~WIckED"From the outside looking in, you can never understand it. From the inside looking out, we can never explain it." |
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| Imogen |
May 23 2004, 09:12 PM
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On a mission with a pen
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Harry Potter and the Wigwam of Doom
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After her O.W.L.s Hope had managed to persuade her dad to give her a crash course in what he laughingly referred to as “Parseltongue for tourists”. Being in Slytherin, she’d thought it had been the epitome of cool to return to school with such useful snakey phrases as “Can you pass the apple pie, please?” and “Would you be good enough to tell me what time the train to Madrid departs from Platform Two?”
. ~ A Pensieve Affair ~ Now being posted...
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| Robert |
May 23 2004, 09:34 PM
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King of Fluff
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Harry Potter and the Chocolate Factory
(The Ompa Lumpas are actually house elves in disguise)
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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| QuickHare |
May 24 2004, 10:01 AM
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Harry Potter and the Woman Riding a Double Bass
Harry Potter and the Clubland of Evil
Harry Potter and the Anklet of Extreme Discomfort
(I challenge you to find out where that's from)
Harry Potter and the Nine to Five Job
Harry Potter and the Unsightly Zit
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QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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| Jerry |
Jul 19 2004, 03:26 PM
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Aerials
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Harry Potter and the boy who cried wolf
Harry Potter and the little old lady who lived in a shoe
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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| QuickHare |
Jul 19 2004, 04:22 PM
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It's a Small World After All
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Harry Potter and the Angry Potter
Harry Potter and the Dirty Rotter
Harry Potter and the Sun Getting Hotter
Harry Potter and the Coffee Snorter
Harry Potter and the Rhyming Poster
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QuickHare
"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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| Jerry |
Jul 19 2004, 09:22 PM
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Aerials
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Harry Potter and the Adventures of Bigfoot Harry Potter and the Marvel vs. Capcom Harry Potter and the Power Rangers 
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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| sockless |
Jul 20 2004, 06:31 AM
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Weasley is MY king!
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Harry Potter. . . the never-ending story.
Harry Potter . . . the never-ending story Pt 2.
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~*~"Now, perhaps you had better go and join your classes. This is, after all,” Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled behind his glasses, “a school, not the underground resistance against Voldemort!”~*~ the promis ring by: the White Lilly~~~Courage: Braving the cold hard wood floors at midnight to sneek downstairs for a bit of cheesecake."Cause getting your dreams
It's strange, but it seems
A little - well - complicated
There's a kind of a sort of : cost
There's a couple of things get: lost
There are bridges you cross
You didn't know you crossed
Until you've crossed
And if that joy, that thrill
Doesn't thrill you like you think it will
Still - " ~WIckED"From the outside looking in, you can never understand it. From the inside looking out, we can never explain it."
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| Robert |
Jul 20 2004, 07:39 AM
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King of Fluff
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy: A Love Story
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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