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post Sep 19 2004, 01:09 PM
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We had Voldy now we have the big, the terrible, the one who wears a ring the clashes with his armour, Sauron the Great!

1. Isildur, wanna come for a cup of coffee? Bring my finger with you.

2. You know...maybe I should white-wash my tower

3. Here girl! Get the steak Shelob. That's a good dog.

4. Why oh why did I have to make a golden Ring? It's so ugly.

5. I don't wanna be evil anymore.

6. Attention expendable minions! I am giving each of you a medical and dental insurance plan! And a raise!


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post Sep 20 2004, 10:08 PM
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7. Y'know, Hobbits are kinda cute...
8. Gold is so out, I think I'm more of a silver anyway.
9. I wonder what will happen if a morph a cave troll with a bunny rabbit?
10. Maybe I should invite Gandalf over for tea.


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post Sep 21 2004, 04:00 AM
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post Sep 21 2004, 07:47 PM
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12. "Well, Saruman, take it back. I told you it was the fifth ring from the left, not right."

13. "I'm going to the optician's."

14. "I get lonely on top of this tower."

15. "Maybe I should order you to create a nice field of pansies."


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post Sep 21 2004, 10:18 PM
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16. Witchking, you're fired! #2 is the new Nazgul head-honcho.

17. Yo Aragorn, I don't know how your girlfriend's life is tied to the fate of the Ring, but I assure you I had nothing to do with it. I'll send her a get well card and baloons.

18. Oh Morggy (Morgoth), I'm sorry I failed you.

19. Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

20. Hey Vold, why do we have to have evil sounding names?

21. How are you gentelmen

22. All your Middle-earth are belong to me.

23. I don't know but I been told, Gondorian ***** is mighty cold.


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post Sep 23 2004, 02:27 PM
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post Oct 5 2004, 12:44 PM
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25. I don't wanna be a flaming eye!

26. Maybe I should get the ressurection that Voldemort got.

27. Ahhh I'm imploding!

28. Peek-a-boo I see you

29. I need clear-eyes



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post Oct 5 2004, 09:34 PM
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post Oct 5 2004, 11:35 PM
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31. WHAT! I only get 50? But Voldy got 200!

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post Oct 11 2004, 10:55 PM
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32. To Boromir:
'There's an arrow in your butt!'

33. To a plummeting Gollum falling down Mt. Doom's lava tube:
'Chute!'

34. To a miffed Shelob:
'You got to get the interior decorators in here girl, because, [i]damn[/il]


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post Oct 12 2004, 01:04 AM
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35. S'up Denny (Denethor), I'm gonna attack in exactly 5 minutes. And I mean it this time.


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post Jan 20 2005, 03:35 AM
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36: I need a hug


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post Feb 20 2005, 06:12 AM
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37. Lay a wet one on me, big boy.
38. Do these pants make my retina look big?
39. You know, I really think I am more of a winter.
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post Mar 10 2005, 03:16 PM
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40. Wow nobody can tell I'm evil with a name like 'Sauron'


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post Mar 16 2005, 10:53 PM
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41: Does this armour make me look fat?

42: I want a widdle wat to kick awound

43: *Reads HBP* Mwahahahahaha. I've taken all the copies of HBP hostage until July

44: Oh...that was something I would say

45: Only five to go!


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