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The follwing is a series of jokes by Anime Redneck from the story Blue Collar Hogwarts at Portkey.org. I thought they were pretty good.
1. If for your potions final you made a bottle of moonshine.
You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
2. If you've ever been on the cover of Broom trader magazine.
You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
3. If you've ever burned your eyebrows off trying to turn water into wine.
You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
4. If you've ever been accused of using inappropriate spells on a farm animal.
You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
5. If you've ever used the Alohamora spell to open a beer can.
You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
6. If you've ever mooned someone while on a broom.
You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
7. If you've ever tried to start a BBQ with a fire-breathing dragon.
You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
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Let's Go Generals!Co-ed Naked Quidditch When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough  Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.YOU WASH MY BACK AND..... an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair QUOTE “Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”
Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.
“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him. REFLECTIONS : a post PA story QUOTE George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”
“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”
“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!” INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
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RJOCL12 You Might Be A Redneck Wizard If... Feb 1 2005, 07:27 AM
Feb 1 2005, 07:27 AM
