Group: Readers
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Joined: 20-July 03
From: Moncton, NB Canada
Member No.: 1,539
Ok..darn it to heck I say! Darn it to heck..enough of these online games..I'm already an addict when it comes to alcohol..and these games are interfereing with my drinking...must....toss..the..cow!!! (But just one more time, I swear..really)
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I like to skate on the other side of the ice." - Steven Wright
Group: The Mod Squad
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From: Pasadena, CA
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Okay, there's just something weird about flinging a cow to the Dixie Chick's "Wide Open Spaces."
The chorus is: She needs wide open spaces Room to make a few mistakes She needs new faces She knows the high stakes (or something like that)
This is just cracking me up!
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My sun shall rise in the east So shall my heart be at peace
"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine
Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.
"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sister
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From: England's Green and Pleasant Land
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YODA!!!
We're missing you. Send oranges!!
Imogen
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After her O.W.L.s Hope had managed to persuade her dad to give her a crash course in what he laughingly referred to as “Parseltongue for tourists”. Being in Slytherin, she’d thought it had been the epitome of cool to return to school with such useful snakey phrases as “Can you pass the apple pie, please?” and “Would you be good enough to tell me what time the train to Madrid departs from Platform Two?” . ~ A Pensieve Affair ~ Now being posted...